Transfer Deadline Day..

If Yann and Ndong are confirmed I hope they wait till after 5 to announce them - last thing I need is to get caught w***ing at work

 

I'll go set up an account then.

 

This was always going to happen. Kazan were never gunna pay him a few million and lose him for nothing. I reckon we have him for about 2.5 million.

Naismith is like for like, with Borini, so that will be a good signing if it comes off.

We still need a striker though, we simply cannot afford to rely on Defoe not getting injuries or suspensions.

 

Christ. I am now getting funny looks for laughing out loud at my screen with no one near me.

 

Been saying along it was best drawn out till deadline day. We hold all the cards.

 

Its on Sky Sports HQ now!!!! its Skys understanding he has a pre contract to join us in Jan, Kazan want 7m to get him now. Can we have a whip round?

 

Me too I am about to go out and get a hair cut, could be very embarrassing having a **** in the barbers.

 

Signing M.Vila would giv ES a bit of breathing space. A bit.

 

Very clever if true. They now can't sell him to anyone else. Kazan by the nuts.

 

****ing hell. I'm supposed to be working, but this is getting too ****ing much hanging on for good news. If I'm interpreting this right, we reckon Yann could be on the plane now to Newcastle, from Heathrow (13:30)?

I'm praying! Him & N'Dong + Ruddy & Naismith would be canny. If he goes for Pogba, too, that's all positions squared-off.

We'll be a bit light up front, but solid as **** at the back and in the middle...... Come on God, the Pope's a Mackem, yer knaar.

 

This is more like it:

 

Stupid figure for 4 months on his contract. Wouldn't be paying that. When he's ours in four months anyway.

 

make sure that cover they fasten round your neck covers everything!

 

Wear some sunglasses when you go in and pretend to be cleaning them under the sheet when your hairs getting chopped

 

For a 33 year old... Madness.

 

25 million euro for RVP? **** that...

M'Vila won't sign until close to 11pm. Kazan will be sticking it out until the last minute for a fee.

 

If only. Ive mentioned him a few times

 

Nobody else would pay it for a loan either. They've going to have to take what's given or cut their nose of to spite their face.

 

That's a shocking price, we sold him for £2.5m to them.

 

Russians can be very stubborn people, believe me I know, cost me a large job a few months ago because they basically said **** you to my client and lost a **** load of money just to prove a point.

 

Sounds like bullshite to me.