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Had a Fall

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There comes a point in life where you no longer "fall over" at this point in life which occurs at the age of around 55 years onwards if you fall over people start referring to the said accident as he/she "had a fall".

    So my point is that a sober (questionable) Ironside...sorry I meant RHC had had a fall, the infamous groin has gone again, the stairs are once again the culprit.

    How do I know this? He text or called you would be a fair assumption.
    Buy no, I know this because he What's App messaged me thinking I was his other half asking me to empty his piss pot.

    Good times.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    Classique

    I think he needs a bungalow
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Get well soon old fella.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I was editing did you catch the bit about the What's App message? @Tobes
     
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  5. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    Is that true?
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah I'm right next to her on his contacts so he sometimes messages me by mistake. I got some strange message about a piss emergency asking what time I'd be home.

    I then text back asking what the **** that one was about and got the story.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My life has become a little more colourful since swapping numbers with RHC.
     
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    Haha, so what happened to the auld pisshead this time then mate, and what's the damage?
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Fell on the stairs groin had gone, on the sofa in pain.
     
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    Tobes Warden
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    He's NOT606's Daniel Sturridge
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    When I read the title of the thread I thought you'd started working for a claims company.

    Having read the thread perhaps RHC could do with one.
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Dear oh dear...

    I cant decide which part is funnier
     
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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Get well soon.:laugh:.
     
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    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Just for RHC

     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Does he have a WhatsApp profile picture?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So which of you is going to go over and kiss his groin better?


    #biscan
     
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  18. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    We all know this is a dodge to get out of buying the unit a birthday present... or servicing her annually at this time.

    Well played Sir!
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yes. Why?
     
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