I have explained all of this, mate. Please read all the posts before stepping in with your size 18 clown shoes.
I don't put myself on a pedestal as a matter of convienence gonzo , I'm always on it . Plain write and wrong rule the day with my view . I prefer an army of one instead of safety in blunders .
ahhh the old honey trap ..... although I think I detect a whiff of something please log in to view this image
Bambi lives in a world full of sunshine and flowers and glistening, dewy grass. He has very little concept of time, or the need to check whether or not there is a hunter hiding in the dark trees on the edge of the forest waiting to blow his brains out with a high-calibre rifle. Bless!
... that sounds just like Hoddleton-on-the-Hill in the Shiet where Dildo Sackfull-Blaggins and many other Hoddits live ... I understand that he has finally returned home after an adventure in foreign lands where he visited the shining city of Minas Vegas in Nevador and found a suitable use for his one ring ...