Match Day Thread All new Meltdown thread

I have

 

I think Astro is going to implode soon

 

@astro is like that Iraqi general... Chemical Ali? trying to firefight reality with as much bollox as he can. I do like his scattergun approach though

 

Lester robbed. Bellerin stonewall pen.

 

Would say that their will be a gooner meltdown but there ain't enough goons on their board.
Their match day threads used to run to 8 -10 pages ... today's was less than 2 pages.
God knows why their board is doing a chelsea

 

Half of them left at half-time???

 

It's not quantity but quality that's needed most boards are quieter than they used to be.

 

Meltdown alert!

Mackems 1-0 down at home!...

 

2-0 now. The Mackem match day thread is bubbling up nicely.,....!

 

Machem Meltdown.

 

I may very well have to go on to their board and speak to them in their own tongue, as I usually do in times of crisis for them.

They love me for that.

 

Bump for tonight.

We'll be in meltdown if we lose to Peterborough.

 

Yeh but you'll be on a high by the end of the weekend. So it's all swings and roundabouts

 

Not likely we've got Leicester away then a bitch of a run of fixtures

We'll beat you lot though

 

I'd settle for the win this weekend if I were you mate. Don't aim to high, beat the mid-table teams around you

 

We can't beat the ****ing relegation favourites, got no chance v mid table sides

 

I reckon the Burton Albion board is going to be on suicide watch tonight...

 

D'you know this bloke then?...

 

How long before Brains here calls for Conte's head like he did Mourinho's a year ago?

 

Almost guaranteed to be a meltdown today with Saints v Sunderland.

Saints win - Sundlerland meltdown
Draw - Saints meltdown
Sunderland win - absolute implosion on Saints board!