People who let their dogs **** all over the pavement with no intention of cleaning it up
People who think that loving animals is having 10 cats and 4 dogs in a ****ty 2 bedroom house and never letting them out
People who think Adidas are cool
People who think High Street shops are good quality clothes
People who think fashion is wearing what every other **** is wearing to the point where last year Birmingham city centre looked like ****ing Paris
People who spit on the pavement, not through need, the ones who have to hurl it up like a ****ing perculator
People who walk slowly in the middle of the pavement not allowing room for overtakers
People who still bemoan Woolworths not being up the High Street despite the fact they never used the ****ing shop
People who think the guitair bands are cool not realising it's modern day pop music for morons
People who insert weird things in their ear lobes to stretch them
People who wear slogan t-shirts where the slogan is not funny or a bit rapey
People who prefer Neighbours to Home & Away
People who give a **** about dead celebrities labelling them the best even though they did **** all for the last 5 years
Peoplewho stick up for Cheryl Cole, Kerry Katona, Peter Andre and other pointless, talentless ****s
People who hire Max Cliffard, your guilty as **** as soon as you hire him pal
People who tell me I've more chance of crashing on a bus than a plane
People who like tennis for 2 whole weeks of the year
People who like to stare at my house as they walk past my house
People who like to stare at my recycling as they walk past my house
People who walk past my house
Feel better now
People who think that loving animals is having 10 cats and 4 dogs in a ****ty 2 bedroom house and never letting them out
People who think Adidas are cool
People who think High Street shops are good quality clothes
People who think fashion is wearing what every other **** is wearing to the point where last year Birmingham city centre looked like ****ing Paris
People who spit on the pavement, not through need, the ones who have to hurl it up like a ****ing perculator
People who walk slowly in the middle of the pavement not allowing room for overtakers
People who still bemoan Woolworths not being up the High Street despite the fact they never used the ****ing shop
People who think the guitair bands are cool not realising it's modern day pop music for morons
People who insert weird things in their ear lobes to stretch them
People who wear slogan t-shirts where the slogan is not funny or a bit rapey
People who prefer Neighbours to Home & Away
People who give a **** about dead celebrities labelling them the best even though they did **** all for the last 5 years
Peoplewho stick up for Cheryl Cole, Kerry Katona, Peter Andre and other pointless, talentless ****s
People who hire Max Cliffard, your guilty as **** as soon as you hire him pal
People who tell me I've more chance of crashing on a bus than a plane
People who like tennis for 2 whole weeks of the year
People who like to stare at my house as they walk past my house
People who like to stare at my recycling as they walk past my house
People who walk past my house
Feel better now

