Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread
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No idea what you're on about, you weird ****
Be careful, if you talk to him like that he won't drink pineapple juice.
I'm getting pissed and stoned in the Cheese tonight
Anything for a change eh buddy
Yep. Haven't done it properly for a while
Be careful about that walking home business, you don't want to fall over!
I'll probably get someone to escort me
You're going to hire a blonde escort from the cheese tonight?
In other news...it'll go dark before morning.I'm getting pissed and stoned in the Cheese tonight
You're going to hire a blonde escort from the cheese tonight?
If the slut's in there, I just might.
True. I'll get her to escort me to the back-jigger and then **** her off. I once got a manc supporter to do the very same thing. He got me to the back gate and I said "Thanks. Now **** off, you manc twat". He still laughs about it
I'm sure that'll be the trollop's reaction as well.True. I'll get her to escort me to the back-jigger and then **** her off. I once got a manc supporter to do the very same thing. He got me to the back gate and I said "Thanks. Now **** off, you manc twat". He still laughs about it
Eldest was over on Friday evening. At one point, the blond slut came and sat with us. She said "Your daughter does have a look of you". I said "That's a bit ****ing harsh on her" and she said "I bet you were good looking before you got older". I asked her if she'd looked in the ****ing mirror recently
On Saturday night, I missed a kick off. There are 2 lemo-head scrotes who go in there. They really are vile twats. The gambler ate a five pond note and they were demanding the money back. Steph told them that the bloke would be called out and they'd get it back the following day. Apparently they's scammed Denice out of a tenner the previous week claiming the same thing when it hadn't happened. The weasel-like one said something to a woman who goes in there who looks like Arnie in disguise going through Mars customs in Total Recall. She smacked him about three times. He said to Steph that it was assault and what was she going to do, to which Steph said "Nothing". He then started effing and blinding and her uncle Lee gace the **** a crack as well. He went in the following morning and Denice told him to **** off and that he was banned
Zoe the temporary barmaid is studying for a mental nursing qualification. Working in the Cheese must be like a work placement for her
I missed two women having a piss outside the Cheese on Sunday morning. Hi-viz Paul shagged both of them the fortnight before. Must be nice girls.
On Saturday night, I missed a kick off. There are 2 lemo-head scrotes who go in there. They really are vile twats. The gambler ate a five pond note and they were demanding the money back. Steph told them that the bloke would be called out and they'd get it back the following day. Apparently they's scammed Denice out of a tenner the previous week claiming the same thing when it hadn't happened. The weasel-like one said something to a woman who goes in there who looks like Arnie in disguise going through Mars customs in Total Recall. She smacked him about three times. He said to Steph that it was assault and what was she going to do, to which Steph said "Nothing". He then started effing and blinding and her uncle Lee gace the **** a crack as well. He went in the following morning and Denice told him to **** off and that he was banned
Zoe the temporary barmaid is studying for a mental nursing qualification. Working in the Cheese must be like a work placement for her
I missed two women having a piss outside the Cheese on Sunday morning. Hi-viz Paul shagged both of them the fortnight before. Must be nice girls.