So glad Cellino didn't buy West Ham they would be in the Champions League for sure - their loss is our gain, we are lucky to have him and I can't believe everyone can't see it.
Touching distance of promotion in the two years he has been here thanks to the influx of top quality international superstars he has invested heavily in. More scruples than the fly tipper so binned him (did you see what I did there?), and as for Cook, Byram and Taylor - Alan Hansen says you win nothing with kids so that is good enough for me.
Smart enough not to get duped into buying our old wreck of a stadium or that crap at Thorp Arch and has now only gone and stolen Garry Monk from under the nose of Man City leaving them with some foreigner who has never even managed in the premier League (you can't make it up).
Finally, he is drop dead shrewd, I mean why pay taxes if you don't have to? I am sure he only has his bins emptied once a week like everyone else so certainly wouldn't get his money's worth if he paid loads! The man deserves a gong really.






Oh yes, I see what you mean .....