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  1. UTRs

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    Wow, those new electric clippers have done a cracking job! where did you buy them again?

    No, I used those cheap ones you can get in Argos...
     
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    so it is true
    only a girl knows how to find it
     
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    "Flaps down, Captain ............ Are we hiding the ball in there"?
     
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    Nice one kiwi, this one made me chuckle.

    You are the winner, sir.
     
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    cue the fart jokes from aussie
     
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    Weather Report - Batten down the hatches people, there's strong winds coming from both the east and the west.
     
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    Hey Maureen, you forget to put your knickers on !
     
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    So that's why they call you Fanny Green.....
     
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    Hope their guts don't fall out!
     
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    Honey, there's a draught coming in from somewhere.
     
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    I always thought the brass section on exile on Main Street sounded funny, here's the reason
     
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    汚いおなら雌犬
    Kitanai onara meinu
     
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    Pokemon Go trainers get serious as they square off over a level 50 Charmander.
     
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    That's one way to ease constipation.
     
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    My one is bigger then yours... see!
     
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    Oh no, please don't you go all Ted on us now SD, Kiwi's head will explode with all this fuss and attention<laugh>

    Kiwi, you should change your sig to The Daddy<doh>
     
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    See Clair, told you those cheap clippers from the Argos store did a silky smooth finish! I will pop in during my lunch break and grab you one so you are ready for the party this Saturday, you cant turn up with that hedge growing down there mate, the other woman will choke to death munching on that Kebab.
     
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    That's a nice brief caption, Greg <laugh>
     
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    The winner
     
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    Want to come back to my house and see my puppies young man...
     
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