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  1. Ever seen a mackem in Milan

    Ever seen a mackem in Milan Member

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    Pardew - Bus driver
    Williamson - Previous post
    Sol - Corner shop owner
    Colo - Strictly Come Dancing
    Ranger - Pimp
    Carroll - Local mad man
    Tiote - Mr T stunt double
    Barton (with the tash) - Builder
    Alan Smith - Surfer
    Raylor and Nolan - Window cleaners
    Jose - Singer
    Jonas - Pickpocket/Thief
    Perch - Travel agent
    Harps - Boring old man who plays golf
    Cashley - man with gambling addiction
     
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    Ever seen a mackem in Milan, Jan 29, 2011
  2. SeatonSluiceToon

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    I think Harps looks like a long distance lorry driver.
     
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    SeatonSluiceToon, Jan 29, 2011
  3. El_Toro_VS_Mike_Ashley

    El_Toro_VS_Mike_Ashley New Member

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    Class thread :laugh:

    Pardew - Headmaster
    Williamson - Postman
    Sol -
    Colo - Chef
    Ranger - got to agree with pimp
    Carroll - Hobo who used to roam on framwellgate moor front street (he actually looks like him)
    Tiote - Santa
    Barton (with the tash) - Con Man
    Alan Smith - fish monger
    Raylor and Nolan - Plumbers
    Jose - Judge on X-factor
    Jonas - Fruit stall in a market
    Perch - Supply teacher
    Cashley - London Cabby
     
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    El_Toro_VS_Mike_Ashley, Jan 29, 2011
  4. El_Toro_VS_Mike_Ashley

    El_Toro_VS_Mike_Ashley New Member

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    Sol- Working in a chippy
     
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    El_Toro_VS_Mike_Ashley, Jan 29, 2011
  5. It's all gone Fabricio

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    I recon Jonas would make a cracking player in a mexican band!
     
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    It's all gone Fabricio, Jan 29, 2011
  6. It's all gone Fabricio

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    and solano in a peruvian flute band?
     
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    It's all gone Fabricio, Jan 29, 2011
  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Shane Ferguson a lost school-boy
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jan 29, 2011
  8. KingoStarr

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    Pardew - Manager of a service station
    Williamson - Adam Leivine Tribute Act
    Sol - Porn Director
    Colo - Surfer
    Ranger - Tattoo artist
    Carroll - Electrician
    Tiote - Bodybuilder
    Barton (with the tash) - off licence owner
    Alan Smith - hairdresser
    Raylor and Nolan - white van men
    Jose - spanish waitor
    Jonas - car salesman (dodgy ofcourse)
    Perch - punchbag
    Cashley - dried up bum who wasted all his money on diadora trackies n casino
     
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    KingoStarr, Jan 29, 2011
  9. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Steve Bruce - alcoholic ex boxer down on his luck reduced to bare knuckle fighting in the back yards and cellars of seedy pubs
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Jan 29, 2011
  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    At least you would have got one right.
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Capello, headteacher.
    Phil Brown, man with 2 many sunbed vouchers
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Jan 29, 2011
  12. Heavy Metal Toon

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    HAHAHAHAAH, That made me laugh cheers <ok>
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jan 29, 2011
  13. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Pardew - Office manager
    Williamson - JJB Male model
    Sol - A Gorilla's sparing partner
    Colo - Waiter
    Ranger - With some trendy clothes, i'd say a student.
    Carroll - An manager of a rough pub
    Tiote - Boxer
    Barton - Used care salesman
    Alan Smith - Dogs body/lower down builder
    Raylor and Nolan - Brikies spot on <ok>
    Jose - PE teacher
    Jonas - An unsuccessful artist
    Perch - An estate agent
    Harps - An executive
    Cashley - taxi cab driver
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jan 29, 2011
  14. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Barton with moustache= cracking 80's pornstar
     
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  15. KingoStarr

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    :D Hilarious haha literally LOL'd
     
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    KingoStarr, Jan 29, 2011
  16. The Secret Ingredient

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    colo member of the hairbear bunch
    please log in to view this image
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Jan 29, 2011
  17. GrumpyTooth

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    If you didn't know..
    ...that the Newcastle players / manager / owner did what they did, and you saw them in the street, what would you think they did?

    Pardew - Priest
    Williamson - asda trolly collector
    Sol - Wrestler
    Colo - cocktail mixer
    Ranger - rapper (lil wayne but taller)
    Carroll -Busker
    Tiote - ufc fighter
    Barton (with the tash) - bookie
    Alan Smith - hairdresser
    Nolan - butcher
    Jose - porn star Agreed
    Jonas - kebab shop owner
    Perch - wannabe

    Cashley - Burger king manager
     
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    GrumpyTooth, Jan 30, 2011
  18. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Sol Campbell- black santa
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Jan 30, 2011
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