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qprted

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Oct 31, 2015
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WELL WOW WOW WOW
STRANGELY IVE NEVER MET LES FERDINAND BEFORD AND AFTER THE MATCH HE WALKS OUT OF THE STADIUM LOOKING IMACULATE
I didnnt know what to say i was so emotional so tears fell down my cheeks as i threw my arms around him
and said
I LOVE YOU
HE SEEING MY OLD BROKEN NOSE AND SHAVEN HEAD
JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING
HE SAID GOOD INIT
HE REALLY GAVE ME A LONG INTERVIEW ALMOST LIKE A PRESS CONFERANCE HE CONFIRMED THAT TONY FERNANDES IS THE MAN NOW
I WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE FIRST QUESTION I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JET I TOLD HIM I RATED HIM
LES LOOKED AT ME WITH STEEL EYES
AND SAID IF I DONT GET 100 PER CENT THEN OUT THEY GO,ITS A VIRUS I CANT HAVE IT IN MY CLUB
THEN I ASKED HOW HAS POULTER CHANGED AND AM I RIGHT IN BELIEVING HE HAS FIFTEEN GOALS IN HIM THIS SEASON
les said ITS ALL CONFIDENCE HES REALLY STARTING TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF,AND YES HE REALLY IS A FAST DEVEOPLING STAR
then amazingly he gave me an exclusive
WE ARE DEFINATELY GOING TO BRING IN ANOTHER STRIKER
I SAID I THINK WE CAN MAKE THE PLAY OFFS
les once more went steely eyed and said
I WANT AUTOMATIC
I DIDNT TELL HIM I WAS HIS BIGGEST CRITIC I WAS TOO EMBARESSED TO DO THAT BUT NOW I LOVE HIM
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FIRST OF ALL THE LEEDS FANS WERE MAGNIFICENT TROOPING DOWN THE SOUTH AFRICA ROAD
THEY SHOOK OUR HANDS AND SAID SOME LOVELY THINGS ABOUT OUR FANS BEING SOME OF THE BEST IN THE COUNTRY
AND WITHOUT THESE MAGNIFICENT FANS THIS GAME WOULDNT HAVE BEEN QUITE SO GOOD
BUT I ARRIVED AT 9-51 AM AND TRIED TO GET INTO THE CAFE BUT BUT A LOAD OF MY MATED WERE LEAVING SO I WENT WITH THEM TO THE GROUND
I LOVE THESE BIG GAMES BECAUSE YOU CAN SMELL THE ATMOSPHERE VERY EARLY ON
AND MY FIRST VISIT TO THE SPRINGBOK SINCE IT HAS BEEN RE VAMPED WAS A VERY PLEASANT SURPRISE THEY HAVE PUT SOME SUPER PICTURES OF RODNEY AND STANLEY AND PUT A BEAUTIFULL QPR BADGE OUTSIDE THE PUB
WOW WOW WOW
ALL THE BEERS HAVE BEEN CHANGED SO THAT THEY ALL BEAUTIFULLY CHILLED
WOW WOW WOW THE NEW GOVERNER IS A LOVELY IRISHMAN HES FABULOUS
OUTSIDE THE OLD FISH AND CHIP SHOP HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SOME LOVELY AFRO CARIEANS
WHO ARE SERVING UP SOME FABULOUS FOOD AND OUTSIDE THEY ARE SELLING A TREMENDOUS
RANGE OF REAL MEAT CHEESBURGERS, IN LIKE A BIG BARBEQUE
SO A FANTASTIC ATMOSHERE AS WE NOW GO INTO 11 AM ONE HOUR BEFORE KICK OFF MANY LEEDS FANS ARE STANDING AROUND
ABSORBING THIS PARTY ALMOST CARNIVAL ATMOSPHERE AS THE SUN BEATS DOWN IT FELT LIKE SPAIN OR ITALY IT WAS SO SCORCHING HOT
SO ONTO THE GAME I CHANGED MY SEAT THREE TIMES TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT DIFFERENT
PLAYERS
THE GOALKEEPER ONCE MORE LOOKED AMAZING HIS HANDLEING OF THE BALL WAS FIRST CLASS
BOTH OUR TWO FULLBACKS PUT SOME BIG CHA;LLENGIES IN I SCORED THEM BOTH AS EIGHT OUT OF TEN
CAULKER WAS NINE OUT OF TEN AND JOINT MAN OF THE MATCH WITH POULTER BUT HALL WAS OUTSTANDING WITH EIGHT OUT OF TEN
APART FROM CHERY THE MIDFIELD LOOKED QUITE ORDINARY TO ME,BUT THEY CONTAINED AND DOMINATED SO I GUESS THEY DID THERE JOB
IF YOU LOOK AT THE PREDICTIONS FOR OUR EXSPECTATIONS I SAID WE WILL WIN THIS DIVISION
AND IM PRETTY SURE WE WILL GET AN AUTOMATIC SPOT
AND THIS PERFORMANCE WAS BRILLIANT
WE RIPPED THEM TO PIECES IN THE FIRST HALF BUT HAD A SHAKY PERIOD IN THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINS OF THE SECOND HALF THE LEEDS FANS SENSED THIS AND ALL STOOD UP ON THERE SEATS AND SANG THERE HEARTS OUT
BUT THEN THE BALANCE OF POWER CHANGED AND ONCE MORE QPR STARTED TO RETAKE THE MIDFIELD
THEN NASSER CAME ON AND LOOKED VERY IMPRESSIVE AND NEARLY SCORED ,WITH HIS PARTY TRICK OF SHOOTING FROM THE LEFT WING AND SENDING A BENDING LONG SHOT INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF THE NET
SO THATS IT REALLY AFTER THE GAME THE LEEDS FANS ALL TROOPED OFF AND BEHAVED THEMSELVES IMPECCABLEY ONCE MORE
THE WERE MAGNIFICENT IN THERE EXPECTATIONS AND GALLANT IN DEFEAT
thankyou qpr for giveing me one of the best days of my life
 
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So reporter Ted, gets three "in-the-know" scoops in one interview...better than David Mac!

1. If you are not giving 100% you are out!

I WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE FIRST QUESTION I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JET I TOLD HIM I RATED HIM
LES LOOKED AT ME WITH STEEL EYES
AND SAID IF I DONT GET 100 PER CENT THEN OUT THEY GO,ITS A VIRUS I CANT HAVE IT IN MY CLUB

2. Les has really high hopes for this season
I SAID I THINK WE CAN MAKE THE PLAY OFFS
les once more went steely eyed and said
I WANT AUTOMATIC

3. We are getting another striker.

"then amazingly he gave me an exclusive
WE ARE DEFINATELY GOING TO BRING IN ANOTHER STRIKER"

Thank you newshound Ted, and thank you for this too...made me really smile this morning

"I didnnt know what to say i was so emotional so tears fell down my cheeks as i threw my arms around him
and said... I LOVE YOU
HE SEEING MY OLD BROKEN NOSE AND SHAVEN HEAD
JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING
HE SAID GOOD INIT"

You old softie
 
IT WAS SUCH A LOVELY DAY WHEN I WENT HOME I WAS SO TIRED II FELL ASLEEP AND DREAMPTED THE RE OCCURING DREAM THAT I HAVE HAD SO MANY TIMES
IM WEARING THE FULL RANGERS KIT IM PLAYING AT LOFTUS ROAD
THE LOFT END ARE ALL CHANTING MY NAME,AND GUESS WHAT I GET THE BA,LL IN THE 89TH MINUTE AND IM RUNNING TOWARDS THE GOAL AND
I ALWAYS WAKE UP
WHAT HAPPENS IF I DONT WAKE UP I DONT KNOW,ONE DAY THE DREAM WILL CONTINUE AND I WILL SCORE A GOAL IM SURE OF THAT BUT I KEEP ON WAKING UP
 
IT WAS SUCH A LOVELY DAY WHEN I WENT HOME I WAS SO TIRED II FELL ASLEEP AND DREAMPTED THE RE OCCURING DREAM THAT I HAVE HAD SO MANY TIMES
IM WEARING THE FULL RANGERS KIT IM PLAYING AT LOFTUS ROAD
THE LOFT END ARE ALL CHANTING MY NAME,AND GUESS WHAT I GET THE BA,LL IN THE 89TH MINUTE AND IM RUNNING TOWARDS THE GOAL AND
I ALWAYS WAKE UP
WHAT HAPPENS IF I DONT WAKE UP I DONT KNOW,ONE DAY THE DREAM WILL CONTINUE AND I WILL SCORE A GOAL IM SURE OF THAT BUT I KEEP ON WAKING UP
Nice. What's the chant?
 
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ELLERS HE DID NOT COVER THE REMY BECAUSE I FORGOT TO ASK HIM BUT HE DID SAY SOMETHING QUITE CONTRAVERSAL,SOME OF THE FANS HATE ME ALREADY,AND MORE WILL HATE ME IN THE FUTURE WHEN IM FORCED TO SELL POULTER FOR 15 MILLION BUT THATS NOT TO HES ABOUT 27
YEARS OF AGE,AND HES SCORED 100 GOALS FOR OUR CLUB
so that quite brave of les to see that in his future
ANOTHER QUESTION I ASKED WAS COULD WE PLAY TWO UP FRONT POULTER AND WASHINGTON
his answer was quite shocking
JIMMY FLOYDE HAS ALL HIS OWN SYSTEMS AND IS ONE HUNDRED PER CENT IN CHARGE OF TRAINING IM ONLY INTERESTED INBUYING THE PLAYERS YOUNG ONES SO THEY CAN BE SOLD ON FOR HUGE PROFITS
LOOK AT BIDWELL HES GOING TO BE A TEN MILLION POUNDS DEFENDER AND I GOT HIM NICE AND CHEAP
so that would indicate that les ferdinand is trying to re introduce the old jim gregory regime
ONE QUESTION HE REFUSED TO ANSWER WAS SANDRO HE SIMPLY SAID
now thats more jims department
SO YEAH I WAS SHOCKED WITH LES FERDINANDS HONESTY,BUT HE ALSO DIDNT TELL ME ANYTHING THAT COULD DO HIMSELVE ANY DAMAGE
HE DID SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEW STRIKER JUST PURCHASED WHICH WAS
HES MORE OF A WINGER THAN A STRIKER
thats really about it
but based on that ellers i doubt if he would bring in remy because hes well into developing young players making them very valuable then selling them on for huge profits and he used southampton as his role model
THE BIGGEST SURPRISE WASINSTEAD OF STRTING WITH NASSER ON THE LEFT WING ,WE PLAYED A YOUNGSTER WHO LOOKED OUT OF HIS DEPTH
BUT HES NOT GOING TO DEVELOP IN THE RESERVES
 
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AND QPRBETH YES I HAVE GOT A BIT SOFT IN ME OLD AGE,IM SURE THIS IS THE RESELT OF YOUR MYSTICAL WITCH CRAFT,HAVE YOU PUT A SPELL ON ME A LEEDS FAN WASNT VERY POLITE AND INSTEAD OF KNOCKING HIM OUT I SAID

OH GROWUP YOU FXXXXXX LOSER,HE SOON SCARPERD,THOUGH AS EIGHT OF MY BOYS CAME OUT THE QUEENS HE THOUGHT THEY WOULD HIT HIM,AND YES , BETWEN THEM THEY HAD ABOUT 147 FOOTBALL CONVICTIONS
HE NEARLY BLEW HIS PANTS OFF BETH
POOR LITTLE YORKIE
VIOLENCE IS NOT THE WAY,AND ANYWAY IVE GOT ELLERS AS MY MINDER NOW
 
WELL WE HAVE QPRBETH AND SHES OUR LITTLE FUNHOUSE SHE BRINGS JOY AND HAPPYNESS
AND TREATS US ALL FAIRLY SOMETIMES SHES TOUGH , AND SOMETIMES SHE SHOWS KINDNESS
AND SHE IS OUR LUCKY MASCOT,SHES GOING TO TAKE US UP
AND WIN THE LEAGUE CUP
STARTING WITH A HATRICK FROM CONOR AGAINST THE RAILWAY MEN
ILL GIVE YOU A FULL MATCH REPORT AND GIVE HIM TEN OUT OF TEN
YOU WAIT GEEZERS QPR V SWINDON FOUR NIL
IM REALLY FULL OF ANTICIPATION,WAITING FOR THE THRILL
 
Out of curiosity, Ellers was the comment about Remy purely wishful thinking as I heard the same at the match yesterday I wondered if there was anymore to it.

Stainsie i hope you are well mate.
The reason i mentioned it was because i heard Chelsea want to offload and someone else mentioned it on Sunday.
probably just BS but if it happened i would be very happy. :emoticon-0148-yes:
 
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