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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RobSpur, Aug 1, 2016.

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  1. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Like mine Dev <ok>

    Mine's good <ok>
     
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    RobSpur, Aug 2, 2016
  2. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    I've had to have a mole removed from my todger twice. The last time the doctor said that if I go back a third time he will report me to the RSPCA :(
     
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    Tiddler, Aug 2, 2016
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Hardcore, with a stanley blade!

     
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  4. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Wow. I salute you Jeremy.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is there any other way?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 3, 2016
  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    So, is it cancer, Rob, you odious, child-raping ****er?
     
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    Patience, Aug 3, 2016
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Yaaaaaasssss <party>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 3, 2016
  8. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Find out tomorrow <ok>

    Will let you know straight away <ok>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    On tender hooks here.
     
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  10. ERINBLACK

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    Have plenty of homemade soup.

    A veritable panacea.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Cut a broad bean in half and rub it on the mole. Bury it at midnight beneath a full moon, and if the bean doesn't take root, then as it rots in the ground your mole will rot also. If the bean takes root and grows you're ****ed and will be dead before next spring.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    * tenter
     
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  13. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Grove.

    Appreciate it <ok>
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    In ye pop. <rofl>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 4, 2016
  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Two for the price of one.
     
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  16. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    Everybody's been just great during this difficult time tbh. Makes it much easier to cope with. <ok>
     
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    RobSpur, Aug 4, 2016
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  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    So you're not dead yet then?

    What was the result? Malignant melanoma? Aggressive carcinoma? Bottom boil?
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 4, 2016
  18. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    He's gonna cut the **** off on monday <somersault>
     
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  19. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Toby?
     
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