It's like a dessert over on the Liverpool board....

So you're a waiter and she came in your restaurant ?

 

Did she go large?

 

Always when it comes to me.

 

I own a small business and yes she was a customer. She was with her daughter who looks like a far better shag than Terri these days.

 

What? With Piskie?...

 

I gave her one and then I gave her daughter one. After that she thanked me and paid me for my services.

 

I did the same thing with Prince Charles last Monday too, except the ****ing cheapskate didn't pay me

 

You mean he shoplifted?

Are you sure that wasn't a Romanian mate?

 

He's half German half Greek , even ****ing worse !

 

Do em both at the same time ... is that legal ?

 

Non-PC alert!!!....

 

If shes reading this thread she won't be coming back as you've disgraced a customer to the whole world

You never know she might be HIAG?

 

That will have given Pixie nightmares!

 

So, what kind of business do you run, Pixie?

I'm betting it's a hair-dressing salon. You drive an Audi TT, right?

 

I'm going with Sausage shop in Lewisham and drives a Polo.

 

Good call!

 

I'm going that he owns one of those private shops with the blacked out windows, what they sell is a mystery to me.

 

Anal beads. Got mine in somewhere that sounds similar.

 

I like it!

Hey, lads! Perhaps someone should start a thread about this? It could be called the "What kind of sordid little shop does Pixie run?" thread!

 

I wouldn't want to go breaking Ms Hatcher's confidentiality and revealing what type of Dildos she prefers.