You know that bit the news broadcasts had at the very end, where it'd be something light hearted like a cat being rescued from a tree after being trapped for several hours or whatever..
In this day and age, if they were to bring the "and finally" segment back, i'd rather think that by today's standards it would be a good old fashioned simple purse snatching or a bicycle theft.
".. and more to follow at 10 on the latest Islamic terrorist act that has left scores of good honest people dead."
".. and finally, 80 year old Margaret was mugged today after withdrawing her pension. She is reported to be in a stable condition albeit still very shocked by the event. But you know, she hasn't been gunned down or run over! (the reporter quips with a chuckle)"
In this day and age, if they were to bring the "and finally" segment back, i'd rather think that by today's standards it would be a good old fashioned simple purse snatching or a bicycle theft.
".. and more to follow at 10 on the latest Islamic terrorist act that has left scores of good honest people dead."
".. and finally, 80 year old Margaret was mugged today after withdrawing her pension. She is reported to be in a stable condition albeit still very shocked by the event. But you know, she hasn't been gunned down or run over! (the reporter quips with a chuckle)"

