Ask Me Anything Episode 7 - Gambol

[GroveRanger]

Another kwestchin fae Gambol

Do you call your fingers The Nazgul?

 

[Gambol]

Hi guise

 

[Gambol]

After yesterday's depressing AMA, we've decided to feature one of GC's longest ever posters in the panicked hope that the popular GC thread series can be saved from Kevin's AMA holocaust.

Today's poster is famed for his mangled hand and utterly distressing alcohol addicition. He wouldn't be described as popular, but he's definitely not hated, let's just describe him as pitied.

That's right, on the thread today, answering YOUR questions, we have Gambol!

1. Is Halloween your favourite time of year, because you can show off your horribly disfigured hand?
2. Whit's yer real joab?
3. Does your family know about your heartbreaking daily battle with wine?
4. A West Coast Urban Legend states that you had a digit grafted on to your ball sack to try to make up for your lack of length and girth. Is this what really happened to your SICKENING and GROTESQUE hand disability?
5. How's yer bird?

1. Nah. ****in hate weans. I used my horribly disfigured hand to frighten the wee basturts.
2. Am a software developer.
3. No. I hide it from them. Although every time there's a family get together I get a haunting fear that it's gonny be an intervention
4. No. Av got quite an impressive boaby an sack, as it happens
5. Fuddy is fine, thanks fur askin.

 

[Gambol]

Did the Star Wars nerd shag you in the Maldives?

Dunno. I was awfy drunk. Why else would you go midnight swimming in waters you watched sharks swim about in all day?

 

[Gambol]

1 Do I know you?

2 What pubs in North Lanarkshire do you normally drink in?

1. Dunno.
2. Don't go up the boozers much at all. But if I do, normally Bellshill (where my family are).

 

[Gambol]

Goody, time for a Gambol quiz.

1) Do you know the way to San Jose?
2) Does the absence of a finger alter how you tug?
3) What is your favourite sandwich?
4) Can you describe, in very precise detail, what your Fuddy looks like?
5) Did you lose your finger in a particularly aggressive pokey bum w*nk session and if not can you remind us how it happened?

1. Yes.
2. No. Am right handed
3. Cheese n' ham - has to be quality ingredients tho, none of yer ready made muck.
4. Long dark hair, DD's, an a crackin arse (she works out at the gym a few times a week)
5. Hand was crushed in an industrial accident. Ah finished ma shift and drove to the Hospital.

 

[Gambol]

Do you regret being born?

What an odd question. No. Am very happy with ma lot in life thank you very much.

 

[Gambol]

Can you list all the original not606ers who have never changed their name? ( Unlike all the annoying ****s who have)

Me, you, Dev, Monica.... errm....

 

[Gambol]

Tidied up + added a couple more

1. Why are you so old? - it comes with age
2.What happened in your life to make you such a lonely depressing attention whore? - it's ma hobby
3. Did Tina swallow?- yes
4. When are you going to start playing XboxOne with me online? - never - canny be bothered with online gaming
5. What are your favourite brand of ciggies and would you ever stop smoking, knowing it would turn you into one of those ****ish judgemental inferior ex-smoker ****s? - Kensitas Club - never quitting
6. Are you ever worried that you drink so much red wine you're slowly becoming french? - now I ****in do
7. Could you help Mick code a 'Dislike' button into this ****heap of a site? - aye
8. If you were brb, would you kill yourself? - yes, cos I wouldn't want to be anybody else but me

 

[Gambol]

Do you think by not converting to Catholicism led to your marriage breakup and is your glass half full or half empty?

Yep and yep.

 

[Gambol]

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened?
Are you going round the twist?

 

[Gambol]

Have you ever held another man's love wand and milked the silky goo through the flesh nozzle?

No, I have never been for a night out with Gas.

 

[Patience]

Here he is folks!

 

[Gambol]

Have you ever been to Australia?

No. I heard it's all ****s there and only ****s that go there. So, hopefully soon.

 

[Gambol]

Have you been in Charlies since it's been dun up?

If the pope says no will we have another go on the banks of the Boyne in the morning?

Do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do?

Nup.

Too ****in right.

Giggidy.

 

[Gambol]

Another kwestchin fae Gambol

Do you call your fingers The Nazgul?

The whit now?

 

[Gambol]

Here he is folks!

Ye's didny think ah'd let yees doon did yees?

 

[Gambol]

Gambol's attention hooring pays off with the most suscessful AMA yet

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

If you were going to carry out a terror attack would you ?
A. Do a 911 style plane into a building
B. Drive a van into families
C. Machine gun in a theatre
D. Suicide belt kablamo
E. Anthrax in the post
F. A biological weapon on public transport
G. Classic hostage with a sharp knife
H. Axe on a train
I. 4×4 with explosives into an airport

 

[Gambol]

If you were going to carry out a terror attack would you ?
A. Do a 911 style plane into a building
B. Drive a van into families
C. Machine gun in a theatre
D. Suicide belt kablamo
E. Anthrax in the post
F. A biological weapon on public transport
G. Classic hostage with a sharp knife
H. Axe on a train
I. 4×4 with explosives into an airport

Ah'd send in the LYT