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Perry vs Swift

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Perry prob. Swift is a skinny ****

    Would shag Perry first also in case you were wondering.
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Actually I was wondering and wholeheartedly agree, Perry would get the diddy ride. Swift should be a Wid but she looks like someone pinched her face and it never went back properly. I still Wid though, I'm not a poove.
     
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  4. Patience

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    Perry for this LYT tattie peeler.

    Something weird about Swift, can't quite tell, but would still love to drink a pint of her sweat and fanny juice.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Diddy ride from perry or rub n tug from rhianna?
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    And now for my next number, we return to the classics

    <party>
     
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Again, Perry (racist penis)
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Ariana Grande all day long.


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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If she was spread in front of you...you get stuck in.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Nup. Had one of our Sisters lay it all out for me and I was not at all interested and she was by their standards meant to be a hotty. Nothing new though, not fancied ladies of colour as long as I can remember.

    I'd be flicking through the latest issue of Rub & Tug with the Kleenex at the ready, turn the page to see Shanique in all her glory and instant limpness. It's more difficult to avoid now as many sources of The Perve have an equal opportunity policy so you'd be all set up for a session watching the Fashion Channel's lingerie special and just as you get to the short strokes along comes Mtumbe in a skimpy number and its game over.
     
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    none of them for this former grand wizard of the kkk before coverting to islam.

    distinctly average
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    mental...
     
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    Fwooarrr! Will you look at the eye lashes on her!!
     
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    After a couple of pages she'd be holding it apart.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Grove and his fear of blacks.

     
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    The scene in Filth where he's about to have a massive **** but suddenly looks like crying, all because the big darkie walks on screen to pump the wee white bird with his 12" truncheon.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    ariana_grande_miley_cyrus_taylor_swift_c_5568c53c8afc8.jpg katy-perry.jpg

    Dunno m8 :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Thick racist teetotal ****
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Death by twerking!!
     
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