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[MelburnIAN]

Bournemouth plotting double swoop for QPR stars
EDDIE HOWE is planning to solve his Bournemouth defensive crisis by raiding QPR for Steven Caulker and Nedum Onuoha.


By Alex Smith / Published 13th July 2016

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TARGETS: Bournemouth are planning a double swoop
The Cherries are prepared to splash £15m to boost the back line with the pair – who both tick Howe’s boxes of being home grown and have top flight experience.

Howe has only two senior centre backs in his squad after releasing Sylvain Distin and allowing skipper Tommy Elphick join Aston Villa.

QPR are keen to dump 24-year-old Caulker’s £40,000 wages off their books – having not played in blue and white hoops since May
The England international snubbed a move to the Cherries last summer, instead picking south coast neighbours Southampton – where he flopped and had his season loan cut short.

He was also close to a January move to Dean Court but Liverpool stole in to grab a six-month stint.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/529798/Bournemouth-transfer-news-Eddie-Howe-QPR


£15m?

Solves a number of problems, but does it create more?
Would be just typical if the pair go and Bournemouth become a most miserly defence in PL. Couldn't happen, could it?

 

[Didley Squat]

Bournemouth plotting double swoop for QPR stars
EDDIE HOWE is planning to solve his Bournemouth defensive crisis by raiding QPR for Steven Caulker and Nedum Onuoha.


By Alex Smith / Published 13th July 2016

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TARGETS: Bournemouth are planning a double swoop
The Cherries are prepared to splash £15m to boost the back line with the pair – who both tick Howe’s boxes of being home grown and have top flight experience.

Howe has only two senior centre backs in his squad after releasing Sylvain Distin and allowing skipper Tommy Elphick join Aston Villa.

QPR are keen to dump 24-year-old Caulker’s £40,000 wages off their books – having not played in blue and white hoops since May
The England international snubbed a move to the Cherries last summer, instead picking south coast neighbours Southampton – where he flopped and had his season loan cut short.

He was also close to a January move to Dean Court but Liverpool stole in to grab a six-month stint.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/529798/Bournemouth-transfer-news-Eddie-Howe-QPR


£15m?

...................and who said Santa does come in July!
( Now, if this is some kind of sick joke, I'll be really p-ssed!)

 

[jeffranger]

Take it & run!

 

[Uber_Hoop]

Bournemouth plotting double swoop for QPR stars
EDDIE HOWE is planning to solve his Bournemouth defensive crisis by raiding QPR for Steven Caulker and Nedum Onuoha.


By Alex Smith / Published 13th July 2016

You must log in or register to see images

TARGETS: Bournemouth are planning a double swoop
The Cherries are prepared to splash £15m to boost the back line with the pair – who both tick Howe’s boxes of being home grown and have top flight experience.

Howe has only two senior centre backs in his squad after releasing Sylvain Distin and allowing skipper Tommy Elphick join Aston Villa.

QPR are keen to dump 24-year-old Caulker’s £40,000 wages off their books – having not played in blue and white hoops since May
The England international snubbed a move to the Cherries last summer, instead picking south coast neighbours Southampton – where he flopped and had his season loan cut short.

He was also close to a January move to Dean Court but Liverpool stole in to grab a six-month stint.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/529798/Bournemouth-transfer-news-Eddie-Howe-QPR


£15m?

Eff and Jeff! Oh, yes please! Swoop away, Ed.

 

[BlindFaith]

Solves a number of problems, but does it create more?

Clearly looking to offload Caulker & Onuoha probably won't be guaranteed a 1st place so apart from need a replacement & a new captain I don't see it creating any real problems.

 

[qprbeth]

I would drive them there for £15 million. (Nearly the last two of the big earners gone..Sandro is still here isn't he?)
Caulker no loss at all....Ned is a really good sort, always given his best but just not quite good enough, and definately no on field leader.

I think we have a back four sorted out from Hall, Lynch, Bidwell, Robinson, Cole, Furlong, Perch, even Henry (have I forgotten anyone)....what is missing is a reliable CB back up...but with £15million we could find a junior up and coming CB.

Yes please, but suspect paper talk...but would be very happy to see Caulker go anywhere

 

[qprted]

OH YES YES YES
CAULKER ABSOLUTELY USELESS NEEDS TO WEAR A DRESS
NEDUM ONORA COMPLETE PHYSICAL SUPREMACY WITH THE BRAIN OF A DUCK
BUT THIS REALY WONT HAPPEN WE NEVER GET THIS MUCH LUCK

BUT IMAGINE IT DID AND WE BUY A WINGER AND TWO STRIKERS THAT CAN SCORE
NO MORE FALLING TO SLEEP WHILST WATCHING QPR BECAUSE THEY ARE A MADDENING BORE
SEB POLTER GETS PUT INTO HIS TRUE POSITION WHICH IS CENTER HALF
HE NEVER WAS A STRIKER ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH

ELLERS CHOKES ON HIS PRAWN SANDWHICH AS WE SCORE SIX GOALS EVERY MATCH
AND IM AFRAID FORGET THE PLAY OFFS AS KNOWBODY GETS NEAR US WE ARE TOO GOOD TO CATCH
THIS MESSAGE BOARD BECOMES NUMBER ONE AND EVERY ONE SAYS
ITS THAT BLASTED POET, HE KEEPS PUTTING ON HIS CAP LOCKS ,HES THE NEW PAM AYRES

 

[Ciarrai_Abu]

OH YES YES YES
CAULKER ABSOLUTELY USELESS NEEDS TO WEAR A DRESS
NEDUM ONORA COMPLETE PHYSICAL SUPREMACY WITH THE BRAIN OF A DUCK
BUT THIS REALY WONT HAPPEN WE NEVER GET THIS MUCH LUCK

BUT IMAGINE IT DID AND WE BUY A WINGER AND TWO STRIKERS THAT CAN SCORE
NO MORE FALLING TO SLEEP WHILST WATCHING QPR BECAUSE THEY ARE A MADDENING BORE
SEB POLTER GETS PUT INTO HIS TRUE POSITION WHICH IS CENTER HALF
HE NEVER WAS A STRIKER ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH

ELLERS CHOKES ON HIS PRAWN SANDWHICH AS WE SCORE SIX GOALS EVERY MATCH
AND IM AFRAID FORGET THE PLAY OFFS AS KNOWBODY GETS NEAR US WE ARE TOO GOOD TO CATCH
THIS MESSAGE BOARD BECOMES NUMBER ONE AND EVERY ONE SAYS
ITS THAT BLASTED POET, HE KEEPS PUTTING ON HIS CAP LOCKS ,HES THE NEW PAM AYRES

keep 'em coming Ted

 

[sb_73]

Why would anyone buy the centre back pairing from one of the most spineless relegation sides in living memory?

 

[finglasqpr]

OH YES YES YES
CAULKER ABSOLUTELY USELESS NEEDS TO WEAR A DRESS
NEDUM ONORA COMPLETE PHYSICAL SUPREMACY WITH THE BRAIN OF A DUCK
BUT THIS REALY WONT HAPPEN WE NEVER GET THIS MUCH LUCK

BUT IMAGINE IT DID AND WE BUY A WINGER AND TWO STRIKERS THAT CAN SCORE
NO MORE FALLING TO SLEEP WHILST WATCHING QPR BECAUSE THEY ARE A MADDENING BORE
SEB POLTER GETS PUT INTO HIS TRUE POSITION WHICH IS CENTER HALF
HE NEVER WAS A STRIKER ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH

ELLERS CHOKES ON HIS PRAWN SANDWHICH AS WE SCORE SIX GOALS EVERY MATCH
AND IM AFRAID FORGET THE PLAY OFFS AS KNOWBODY GETS NEAR US WE ARE TOO GOOD TO CATCH
THIS MESSAGE BOARD BECOMES NUMBER ONE AND EVERY ONE SAYS
ITS THAT BLASTED POET, HE KEEPS PUTTING ON HIS CAP LOCKS ,HES THE NEW PAM AYRES

Very good Ted, I enjoyed reading that.

 

[ELLERS]

OH YES YES YES
CAULKER ABSOLUTELY USELESS NEEDS TO WEAR A DRESS
NEDUM ONORA COMPLETE PHYSICAL SUPREMACY WITH THE BRAIN OF A DUCK
BUT THIS REALY WONT HAPPEN WE NEVER GET THIS MUCH LUCK

BUT IMAGINE IT DID AND WE BUY A WINGER AND TWO STRIKERS THAT CAN SCORE
NO MORE FALLING TO SLEEP WHILST WATCHING QPR BECAUSE THEY ARE A MADDENING BORE
SEB POLTER GETS PUT INTO HIS TRUE POSITION WHICH IS CENTER HALF
HE NEVER WAS A STRIKER ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH

ELLERS CHOKES ON HIS PRAWN SANDWHICH AS WE SCORE SIX GOALS EVERY MATCH
AND IM AFRAID FORGET THE PLAY OFFS AS KNOWBODY GETS NEAR US WE ARE TOO GOOD TO CATCH
THIS MESSAGE BOARD BECOMES NUMBER ONE AND EVERY ONE SAYS
ITS THAT BLASTED POET, HE KEEPS PUTTING ON HIS CAP LOCKS ,HES THE NEW PAM AYRES

Ted i am honoured to get a mention in one of your masterpieces.

 

[Ciarrai_Abu]

Why would anyone buy the centre back pairing from one of the spineless relegation sides in living memory?

Sshh! Even ditches have ears.

 

[qprbeth]

OH YES YES YES
CAULKER ABSOLUTELY USELESS NEEDS TO WEAR A DRESS
NEDUM ONORA COMPLETE PHYSICAL SUPREMACY WITH THE BRAIN OF A DUCK
BUT THIS REALY WONT HAPPEN WE NEVER GET THIS MUCH LUCK

BUT IMAGINE IT DID AND WE BUY A WINGER AND TWO STRIKERS THAT CAN SCORE
NO MORE FALLING TO SLEEP WHILST WATCHING QPR BECAUSE THEY ARE A MADDENING BORE
SEB POLTER GETS PUT INTO HIS TRUE POSITION WHICH IS CENTER HALF
HE NEVER WAS A STRIKER ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH

ELLERS CHOKES ON HIS PRAWN SANDWHICH AS WE SCORE SIX GOALS EVERY MATCH
AND IM AFRAID FORGET THE PLAY OFFS AS KNOWBODY GETS NEAR US WE ARE TOO GOOD TO CATCH
THIS MESSAGE BOARD BECOMES NUMBER ONE AND EVERY ONE SAYS
ITS THAT BLASTED POET, HE KEEPS PUTTING ON HIS CAP LOCKS ,HES THE NEW PAM AYRES

One of your best .....Pam

 

[Wherever]

...................and who said Santa does come in July!
( Now, if this is some kind of sick joke, I'll be really p-ssed!)

Bournemouth plotting double swoop for QPR stars
EDDIE HOWE is planning to solve his Bournemouth defensive crisis by raiding QPR for Steven Caulker and Nedum Onuoha.


By Alex Smith / Published 13th July 2016

You must log in or register to see images

TARGETS: Bournemouth are planning a double swoop
The Cherries are prepared to splash £15m to boost the back line with the pair – who both tick Howe’s boxes of being home grown and have top flight experience.

Howe has only two senior centre backs in his squad after releasing Sylvain Distin and allowing skipper Tommy Elphick join Aston Villa.

QPR are keen to dump 24-year-old Caulker’s £40,000 wages off their books – having not played in blue and white hoops since May
The England international snubbed a move to the Cherries last summer, instead picking south coast neighbours Southampton – where he flopped and had his season loan cut short.

He was also close to a January move to Dean Court but Liverpool stole in to grab a six-month stint.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/529798/Bournemouth-transfer-news-Eddie-Howe-QPR


£15m?

gone off Eddie Howe as England manager

 

[qprted]

THANKS GUYS THATS NICE ITS A SHAME THE OTHER FOUR THOUSAND POEMS ARE LOST ON ALL THE MESSAGE BOARDS
BUT IT DOSNT MATTER THESE ONLY TAKE I MINUTE TO WRITE
BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER GOT FIVE LIKES FOR A POEM OF COURSE NOW IM AFTER SIX LIKES
YOU GUYS NO THE NATURE OF THE TED
LIKE BRIAN CLOUGH IVE GOT A VERY BIG HEAD
IVE LOST ROOFE TO LEEDS
OH HOW MY HEART BLEEDS
IVE HEARD OF DONALD DUCK BUT WHO THE XXXX IS DONALD DACK
WELL IF WE SIGN HIM HE WILL PUT MORE GOALS INTO OUR ATTACK
POOR BOURMOUTH WITH CAUKLER AS THERE CENTER BACK,I MEAN HOW DOES HE MISS ALL THOSE HEADERS HAS HE GOT A HOLE IN HIS HEAD
AND ON THE GROUND HE MISSES EVERY TACKLE HE OFTEN TACKLES THE REF INSTEAD
OH DEAR OH DEAR
I HOPE THE CHIEF DOSNT THROW A SPEAR
IVE GOT A FEELING THESE CHERRIES FANS ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE POOR OLD QPR
BUT ONE GOOD THING WE ARE COMMING UP AND CAN GET TO BOURNMOUTH BY CAR
IM GOING TO GIVE ELLERS A LIFT DOWN THERE HE CAN SHAIR BECAUSE HES A STAR

 

[Hoops Eternal]

Bournemouth plotting double swoop for QPR stars
EDDIE HOWE is planning to solve his Bournemouth defensive crisis by raiding QPR for Steven Caulker and Nedum Onuoha.


By Alex Smith / Published 13th July 2016

You must log in or register to see images

TARGETS: Bournemouth are planning a double swoop
The Cherries are prepared to splash £15m to boost the back line with the pair – who both tick Howe’s boxes of being home grown and have top flight experience.

Howe has only two senior centre backs in his squad after releasing Sylvain Distin and allowing skipper Tommy Elphick join Aston Villa.

QPR are keen to dump 24-year-old Caulker’s £40,000 wages off their books – having not played in blue and white hoops since May
The England international snubbed a move to the Cherries last summer, instead picking south coast neighbours Southampton – where he flopped and had his season loan cut short.

He was also close to a January move to Dean Court but Liverpool stole in to grab a six-month stint.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/529798/Bournemouth-transfer-news-Eddie-Howe-QPR


£15m?

It's not April the 1st is it? Oh yes please, surely we are not this lucky!

 

[Sooperhoop]

Bournemouth plotting double swoop for QPR stars
EDDIE HOWE is planning to solve his Bournemouth defensive crisis by raiding QPR for Steven Caulker and Nedum Onuoha.


By Alex Smith / Published 13th July 2016

You must log in or register to see images

TARGETS: Bournemouth are planning a double swoop
The Cherries are prepared to splash £15m to boost the back line with the pair – who both tick Howe’s boxes of being home grown and have top flight experience.

Howe has only two senior centre backs in his squad after releasing Sylvain Distin and allowing skipper Tommy Elphick join Aston Villa.

QPR are keen to dump 24-year-old Caulker’s £40,000 wages off their books – having not played in blue and white hoops since May
The England international snubbed a move to the Cherries last summer, instead picking south coast neighbours Southampton – where he flopped and had his season loan cut short.

He was also close to a January move to Dean Court but Liverpool stole in to grab a six-month stint.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/529798/Bournemouth-transfer-news-Eddie-Howe-QPR


£15m?

Bournemouth's new Director of Football is Stevie Wonder...

 

[Loveitupthebush]

Bournemouth's new Director of Football is Stevie Wonder...

Shhhhh he might read this board

 

[Uber_Hoop]

THANKS GUYS THATS NICE ITS A SHAME THE OTHER FOUR THOUSAND POEMS ARE LOST ON ALL THE MESSAGE BOARDS
BUT IT DOSNT MATTER THESE ONLY TAKE I MINUTE TO WRITE
BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER GOT FIVE LIKES FOR A POEM OF COURSE NOW IM AFTER SIX LIKES
YOU GUYS NO THE NATURE OF THE TED
LIKE BRIAN CLOUGH IVE GOT A VERY BIG HEAD
IVE LOST ROOFE TO LEEDS
OH HOW MY HEART BLEEDS
IVE HEARD OF DONALD DUCK BUT WHO THE XXXX IS DONALD DACK
WELL IF WE SIGN HIM HE WILL PUT MORE GOALS INTO OUR ATTACK
POOR BOURMOUTH WITH CAUKLER AS THERE CENTER BACK,I MEAN HOW DOES HE MISS ALL THOSE HEADERS HAS HE GOT A HOLE IN HIS HEAD
AND ON THE GROUND HE MISSES EVERY TACKLE HE OFTEN TACKLES THE REF INSTEAD
OH DEAR OH DEAR
I HOPE THE CHIEF DOSNT THROW A SPEAR
IVE GOT A FEELING THESE CHERRIES FANS ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE POOR OLD QPR
BUT ONE GOOD THING WE ARE COMMING UP AND CAN GET TO BOURNMOUTH BY CAR
IM GOING TO GIVE ELLERS A LIFT DOWN THERE HE CAN SHAIR BECAUSE HES A STAR

Oh Ted, your poems take a minute to write,
Which probably explains why many are ****e.

 

[QPRoma]

Sandro off to Rubin Kazan. Champagne anyone ?