Summer Transfer Thread...please put all rumours here

[Tramore Ranger]

If Pete says it is happening then it must be true

But only if it's on a Thursday......

 

[Eamon Holmes]

I heard a rumour that Ronaldo may be coming to us for £80M. My source is Pete the Painter. He is normally reliable, as a Painter but you know with rumours they sometimes don't work out. He paints some good walls though.

Bob the Builder says Pete is almost correct, however the price is actually £80 and he is being employed as a pie tester.

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[ELLERS]

Bob the Builder says Pete is almost correct, however the price is actually £80 and he is being employed as a pie tester.

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I just knew someone would mention that Ronaldo!

 

[terryb]

I've just seen on LFW that one of our own is trialling with Fulham.

Good luck Ale. I hope it works out well for you.

 

[Adw2308]

unfortunately possibly with Fulham!!

 

[qprbeth]

Adw merged your comment in the summer rumours thread..cheers

 

[hammersmith junior]

Les Ferdinand has said "We've got irons in the fire,we're looking to strengthen upfront.We want to bring in a striker to give competition to Seb and Conor,and now that Matty and Junior have left,we want to replenish in the wide areas". Good news,we're looking at wingers and a striker.Exciting times !

 

[durbar2003]

Plenty of strikers around at the moment, teachers, doctors and many more.

 

[Hoops Eternal]

Bradford to sign Blackpool keeper Colin Doyle after triggering his £1 release clause

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36758074

 

[hammersmith junior]

Bradford to sign Blackpool keeper Colin Doyle after triggering his £1 release clause

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36758074

Eh,relevance?

 

[Hoops Eternal]

Eh,relevance?

Eh, because it's just £1, humerous although not hoops related. Eh OK?

 

[hammersmith junior]

Eh, because it's just £1, humerous although not hoops related. Eh OK?

OK pal. No way could we afford that !

 

[Hoops Eternal]

OK pal. No way could we afford that !

I would have thought it was right up our street, we could replace the entire outfield for a tenner at that rate!

 

[ELLERS]

Have i missed something? Is Hoilett still a QPR player?

From Les on Offy
“We just need a few more additions – preferably a striker to add to the competition between Seb and Conor; and having lost Matty and Junior, we could do with replenishing our wide options.”

 

[durbar2003]

I think hes been offered a contract but is taking his time signing it. He's waiting to see if something better comes along, jerk. (Jr. that is, not you)

 

[hammersmith junior]

Have i missed something? Is Hoilett still a QPR player?

From Les on Offy
“We just need a few more additions – preferably a striker to add to the competition between Seb and Conor; and having lost Matty and Junior, we could do with replenishing our wide options.”

It would infer that he's departed ELLERS !

 

[qprted]

SO WE HAVE NO STRIKERS OR WINGERS OH DEAR OH DEAR

 

[ELLERS]

a bit sad about that. Hoilett always good for a penalty.

 

[qprbeth]

SO WE HAVE NO STRIKERS OR WINGERS OH DEAR OH DEAR

Conor, BFG, El-K, Reece Cox...the young kid Shodipo...and of course how can you forget your favourite JET
And Sir Les has promised us two more

Do not fret Ted

 

[qprted]

ILL NEVER FRET WHILST WE HAVE QPRBETH
OUR BETH KNOWS HER FOOTBALL WHERE AS I BORE PEOPLE TO DEATH
ELLERS IS GOING TO STRANGLE ME WITH SOME ROPE
THE ONLY THING STOPPING HIM IS HE THINKS IM A DOPE
BUT WITHOUT MY POETRY I JUST CANT COPE
THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT ALDERSHOT WAS THE BROKEN WINDOW IN THE HUT
AND SOMEBODY STOLE MY BEAUTIFULLL GINGER TOUPEE OF MY NUT