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Deathmetaldruid said:
Honestly. Who came up with idea of having a grass court, outdoors tennis tournament in England in June/July ? ****ing madness that only the English could conjure up from their clearly insane spent too much time in the rampant heat of the colonies minds

Why don't they start play on Centre Court with the roof on from say 11am on days like this? They know well in advance the rain's set in so get through the scheduled matches and then have a few on there bumped up from other outside courts. Guess they're too wrapped up in tradition. Yesterday one of the umpires had to call an official because a female player had the lightest, whitest ever shade of grey trim on her white trainers. I'm surprised they don't make them paint the racquets white as well !

Looking forward to Federer again today. He's playing a Brit called Marcus Willis who is like 750th in the world. Should be fun
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GREY TRIM!!!!

must be ran out of the country.

get the mail on it.

Willis is classic brit.. party boy.. hope federer trounces him soundly.
 
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Federer v Willis just started on tv ... awesome atmosphere so funny. Guess it's the closest a regular punter tennis player will ever get to playing Federer at Wimbly this so everyone's living it vicariously through him

Willis' sister has got massive norks and his gf is fit as well so they're on screen a bit too
 
Thought Willis gave a good account of himself against Fed today. It took him a whole set to settle in and calm down which didn't help the cause but after that he became less frantic but the clear gulf in class obviously showed. Fed was cool as ever, would have been easy for him to lose his focus with the atmosphere, he is only human after all, but he showed him how it's done. Start steady then rev it up gradually when the opportunity's there and at key points. Willis was more like somebody stepping in a Lambo for the first time, switching it on and then slamming down the accelerator. No warm up, no feeling out the ride first. It's all gonna go a bit slidey and sideways and end up in a ditch, a hedge or over a ledge that way.
 
Good to see Del Potro back, if that hadn't had so many injuries over the years he'd easily be up there with Murray chasing Djokovic
 
RogerisontheHunt said:
Good to see Del Potro back, if that hadn't had so many injuries over the years he'd easily be up there with Murray chasing Djokovic
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Real good win for him against Wawrinka today although Wawrinka is not the player anymore who won the French last year. Feel sorry for Delpo really with both wrists needing surgery, without that as you say he could possibly have had a few more Grand Slams, he's very tall so his movement isn't the best but he moves good for a big man and the forehand and serve are wicked
 
Looks like Djokovic might be going out tomorrow good riddance hahaha ... 2 sets to love down to Querrey and stopped by the rain

I say that and he'll probably win it 3-2 now knowing him

Will be interesting. Querrey needs to come out and serve the **** out of that situation 1-set shoot out style
 
I'm sorry but I can't get into Wimbledon, there's just not enough good looking women in the Ladies tournament.

These should all be in the Olympics next month throwing shot puts instead ffs! <grr>
 
Well it's wide open.

Murray has been in finals and lost so he's got to be new favorite for the win but there's a lot of guys to over come here.

It'll be interesting now.
 
Treble said:
I'm sorry but I can't get into Wimbledon, there's just not enough good looking women in the Ladies tournament.

These should all be in the Olympics next month throwing shot puts instead ffs! <grr>
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Williams has massive tits and is a gansta bird. Guaranteed she's filthy as they come.

Although her thunderthighs counteract her tits slightly.
 
Skylarker said:
Williams has massive tits and is a gansta bird. Guaranteed she's filthy as they come.

Although her thunderthighs counteract her tits slightly.
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Serena or Vanessa? Thighs are all good. Personally they should have let that Russian lass play for the sake of decency.

I fear only you and I have got our priorities right on this thread.
 
Venice not vanessa you dork.

Venice is a mutt.

Serena when you do many years ago dressed slut ty on court and had a massive arse.

Now she's just a heifer.
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
Venice not vanessa you dork.

Venice is a mutt.

Serena when you do many years ago dressed slut ty on court and had a massive arse.

Now she's just a heifer.
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Venus you ****ing ****** !! <applause><doh><laugh>

Bouchard is pretty fit but she lost to Cibulkova who is not too bad

Kerber's not bad, Radwanska is alright too

Can't believe the Djokovic result, something not right with him, he looked exhausted and out of sorts on court, not moving at all like he normally does, he's either injured or something is bothering him mentally, something in his personal life maybe.

Querrey played well though, don't forget he won Queens a couple of years ago so he's more than solid on grass, but he didn't have to do that much special. The stop-starting with the rain helped him more as well
 
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