Why didnt you stay and help them!!!!! Thought I'd save the knuckle dragging neanderthal the trouble of posting it
My package holiday came to an end and I'd drunk all their lager. Had to come home.... I'll be back though.
I thought I'd be cheeky and go a week early before the schools broke up.... I didn't realise Scottish schools broke up a week before ours It was like a hot Glasgow.
Isn't that what everybody on here is doing? Unless you expect me to post a picture of myself, on here?
I've never really liked Turkey, to be honest, lads. I've always preferred a large chicken at Christmas; so much more succulent.
Custard. Said he could tell "your sort" a mile away. Be careful he may have read your post and will be round any minute. What's more worrying is that he's only a mile away!! And please refrain from using z at the end of lol, we white folk don't like it. It's for blacks only... and the Irish as they can't spell. Now have you arranged a visa for return to your homeland? The nazi police will be on soon enough to check. You'll know who they are from their intelligent wit and highbrow repartee.
We don't like many cultures grrrrrr!! Use an 's' like God intended or **** off somewhere else if you don't like it!! (I can't actually leave it like that without saying not you Diego too nice a bloke ffs!! )