First Shag

[Ponders Revisited]

14. With a girl from Bedford. At a hotel in Mayrhofen, Austria. School trip.

 

[DevAdvocate]

14. With a girl from Bedford. At a hotel in Mayrhofen, Austria. School trip.

I take it the relationship went downhill after that?

 

[GroveRanger]

My first ride went at it so hard I thought she'd snapped my chap in half. Lying there thinking "is this it? one shag and a broken nob?! I'll never schtupp again!" Thankfully normal service was resumed and I have gone on to have a career as a prolific swordsman since then.

 

[Archers Road]

Archers was in Shirley as opposed to with a bird called Shirley, unless of course her name was Shirley which would be awesome.

Mine was above a shop in Greenford with (you won't believe this) an older bird.

Her name was Suzanne. Her dad was a giant Glaswegian, who one afternoon got home early from his shift at Fords in Swaythling, to catch us not quite on the job but curled up together in a post coital glow.

I've had an irrational fear of Glaswegians ever since.

 

[Toby]

My first ride went at it so hard I thought she'd snapped my chap in half. Lying there thinking "is this it? one shag and a broken nob?! I'll never schtupp again!" Thankfully normal service was resumed and I have gone on to have a career as a prolific swordsman since then.

For sure...

Women can't resist fat little midgets

 

[Null]

17 years old.
With my, at the time, girlfriend - in her bedroom.

 

[Gambol]

Ma arse. That's what ****s used to say aw the time.

Tis true tho. Mibby am the guy that started the trend.

Wee blonde burd who came from Chelmsford. She had cheek bones like Debbie Harry.

 

[Null]

Tis true tho. Mibby am the guy that started the trend.

Wee blonde burd who came from Chelmsford. She had cheek bones like Dirty Harry.

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[Archers Road]

Tis true tho. Mibby am the guy that started the trend.

Wee blonde burd who came from Chelmsford. She had cheek bones like Debbie Harry.

And arse bones like a dray mare.

 

[Gambol]

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[ACWORTH2016]

CHINESE BIRD IF I RECALL SHE HAD VERY SMALL PAIR OF TITS BUT A NICE ASS back row of the cinema when I was 18 lol

 

[Ponders Revisited]

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[DMD]

CHINESE BIRD IF I RECALL SHE HAD VERY SMALL PAIR OF TITS BUT A NICE ASS

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[Archers Road]

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[Null]

CHINESE BIRD IF I RECALL SHE HAD VERY SMALL PAIR OF TITS BUT A NICE ASS

In before Si

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

17 years old.
With my, at the time, girlfriend - in her bedroom.

****

 

[DevAdvocate]

16, caravan in Great Yarmouth

Aye, but what age were you when you first had sex with a girl?

 

[brb]

My first shag was with Gambol the cuddly Mutt x

 

[ERINBLACK]

For sure...

Women can't resist fat little midgets

No need for you to contribute. You stick to your spunk stained Watford duvet with Elton ****.

 

[ACWORTH2016]

44d the biggest pair of tits ive ever had lol as said before when I was shagging her the bird was screaming oh yes oh yes I never felt so embarrassed after I pulled her on the Friday and shagged her on the Saturday lol only in Lewisham!!!!! one of bob marleys relatives aparantly rather fit she had her belly button pearced if I recall I nearly got my tongue stuck in it lol about 1997 this was lol