The most obvious one that springs to mind is Iain the spade pumping drunkard time share Crook who cheats at quizzes. What an absolute ****er #5
B-C Nobody really knows who he is the jumped up ****er tries very hard to be Included but has the sense of humor of a German accountant and very little substance. I'm guessing he's Scottish, he is the meat fly that gets in the house that keeps bumping into the patio glass windows instead of ****ing off. What an absolute ****er. #4
Difficult choice for number 3 but it has to be the plastic Celtic fan living in the UEA that tries so hard to be shocking he named himself ****** The Dog makes fun of the disabled and tries to bully the weaker members on not 606. He struggles with clocks and authority figures and this no doubt lead to a life of bitterness and resentment towards life , the prick still has to pay back a student loan fee for a criminal law degree he was too stupid to even finish. Grade A ****er right there. Jiffy.
Number 2 is the bland pro IRA boring Newcastle fan and confused simpleton of the forum Mick O'Toon. He celebrates everything to do with Ireland and hates the English, yet always seems to stick his unwanted boring nose into our business telling us what he would do . He's yet to write a funny or clever post but is ever present in the hope some other unfunny old spastic starts doing puns. "Oi loves Guinness so I do and Oirish stew and Billy Sands and oi even croid when me team won a game in da Uros so oi did ". That's exactly how he sounds like when he talks. He probably high fived his ugly withered old eneimic Slag of a wife when his brave heroes blew up a few military bandsmen and horses back in the 80s the cowardly thick ****s. Everything you hate about Ireland in one package plus he supports Newcastle you couldn't make it up. Total ****er.
