Match Day Thread England vs Iceland 8pm 27 June

[tomw24]

Let's start a petition to instantly deport Hodgson when he gets back.

 

[San Tejón]

Clueless

Edit not a pop at the posts above but at the team.

 

[Lemons and Oranges]

Roy should say **** it and take off a defender and stick an attacking player on. There's no real game plan here, so might as well treat it like Football Manager.

Maybe he already is, hence bringing on Wilshere

 

[Beef]

Walker takes like a year to cross the ball.

 

[TheSecondStain]

Jeez, I've just noticed Vardy isn't playing, yet again.

 

[tomw24]

Finally, the useless twat is subbed.

 

[Lemons and Oranges]

Finally finished watching Italy v Spain just a few minutes ago. Utterly delighted for my other country. Now England are looking typically English. Unintelligent, tactically naive, displaying few ideas, small in spirit, defensively fragile.

Don't sit on the fence, TSS, say what you really think

 

[oldstocktonsaint]

The last chance we had was Kane heading into the area. Who was the only other England player in the box? Smelling? Where were the forwards? I wonder if the players on the bench are desperate to be part of this debacle?

 

[fatletiss]

Vardy isn't the answer really.

 

[San Tejón]

Should have done better with that, Alli. Shinned it

 

[TheSecondStain]

Vardy on to save Hodgson's job.

 

[TheSecondStain]

Don't sit on the fence, TSS, say what you really think

Have I painted an inaccurate picture.?

 

[San Tejón]

Beware the breakaway goal

 

[oldstocktonsaint]

The last chance we had was Kane heading into the area. Who was the only other England player in the box? Smelling? Where were the forwards? I wonder if the players on the bench are desperate to be part of this debacle?

I wrote Smalling but Smelling sounds betting. Predictive text watching this game too.

 

[fatletiss]

Hooooooooof

 

[fatletiss]

Hooooooooof

**** me! I wrote the above just as Hoddle describes it as a probing ball

OMG

 

[Whiteley Saint]

If they weren't playing England I'd be wanting Iceland to win. Why do we watch England it's always the same?

 

[Beef]

Lallana needed to come on. Our midfield is ****.

 

[Lemons and Oranges]

Have I painted an inaccurate picture.?

No, you're spot on. But humour is my only way of dealing with this dross

 

[San Tejón]

We're trying to hit too many straight balls, over the top, but Iceland are too deep for them to be effective.

 

[Velcro Roy]

**** me,Hodgson looks like a bloke who needs a hand across the ****ing road.