Off Topic General chat

Yep, thats me.

I like a low profile nowadays.

You can't beat calm and serenity in life.

Having said that, I'm picking up my new car tomorrow, after work, so anyone driving around Bedford after 6pm tomorrow night, get out of my ****ing way

 

How did you work that out?

 

Has RAW persuaded you to get a Prius?

 

Er, no.

Another SLK

 

Easy.

 

You know I replied to the question before you even posted, you just jumped the gun cos you got excited to pour cold water on something.

 

Not at all mate

 

I'm only joking Comm, you know me by now.

 

Maybe a bit.

But its like Nads. Nee **** knows hm

Maybe.

 

I don't spill my life out on this forum mate, it's not my style, some things I'm comfortable with discussing, other things not so much, like money, my wife etc, basic stuff I can chat about.

Face to face I'm totally different in that sense. Very open and very nosey, in a polite way!

I'd have a drink with you tomorrow if you lived here or I was in Pattaya with WP's fudger mates.

 

Its hard to tell.

Nads and i have facey ****e mates for years. I dont intrudge on his life.

Not many otherx i know or intend to. Raw i think is the other one

 

We're almost out of the same pea pod.

But I get too honest after a few beers, usually at the weekend.

Sometimes, early morning, the day after, I get pissed off with myself

 

Texting folk how great they are, then cringing in the morning when you sober up I used to do that so much. When I was single and got hammered I'd text all the 6/10 birds saying they were worldies then I'd literally just turn my phone off for a week when I sobered up. Self loathing didn't cover it!

Not everybody is the same mate, I can't get my personality across on here sometimes I look a total arsehole and I'm only part arsehole

 

You're no arsehole Tel. Us older and wiser ones can read between the lines.

 

You don't look like Bluto by any chance do you Tel.

 

Blunham is the best mod. Probably the only mod we have.

Never see the other ones.

Whee are they?

Maybe time to give them someit to mody ****e.

Its like ****ing disneyland round here.

@Billy Bonehead

Tomorra. Lets return things to normality?

 

Haha far from it mate.

I'm slightly out of shape (too many cakes) and I'm by no means a bulky body builder type.

A couple of years ago I was very lean and toned... So I know how to do it, I just like all the food to be in my mouth!

 

Probably the gayest post ever like.

 

Don't think so mate Safc83 wants to jump into bed with Putin.

 

Stop getting your hopes up.