1. nike... sorry but that is deeply associated with utd now.. even though that has ended they were still well... scum
2. blades.. they are dangerous
3. carragher would say they are not black leather boots.
3. doesn't look like kicking a ball straight is needed or desired with these....
overall... i'm just messing... I'm sure they are lovely for you.
Those are some Puma boots mate not Nike !!


so you'll now be ****, or even ****ter
It's a condition known as clitodent 