Harry Lame

So Kane's goals were not real then and neither is his golden boot

 

... where does Ronald say that? .... although in fairness, if he really is wearing that golden boot it might explain why he has been moving so slowly in the games so far

 

Let me put it another way. If Vardy is a real goal scorer and,by implication, Kane is not why did the real goal scorer not score more than than the one that is not

 

Harry Lame, 2 season wonder knows where the onion bag is, there is no doubting that.

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... that one is easy ... Vardy only started taking our penalties after Mahrez had missed back to back ones (which cost us 4 points and would have meant we'd have won the EPL title by a clear 14 points ... impressive eh?) ... Harry took all of Spuds pens ... if Vardy had taken all of ours - including the ones that Mahrez scored - he would have finished a fair few goals clear of Harry and won the Golden boot too ... but that would have just been greedy ... wouldn't it?

 

I wonder how many of those 13 penalties you were awarded would have been given if Jon Moss had refereed the game where you got your first and showed the rest that you were a bunch of foul-mouthed divers. By the way real goal scorers shouldn't miss penalties. Kane didn't

 

Fossy getting thrown around this thread like a rag in a dogs mouth

 

.. neither should they put it in their own net ... Vardy didn't ... I think that if you do .... it should be deducted from your total

 

in your Weymouth retirement home dreams ...

 

or get sent off. Kane didn't

 

... I thought he had against Wales?

 

Anyone that's looking at this thread from the outside must be thinking...

....."what the **** is this dude on about?" .......

..................

 

... good job we are all on the inside then ... particularly for those in Weymouth, Poole, Bournemouth and other areas along the Dorset coast where the inhabitants are easily confused at their time of life

 

You know you're losing a battle when you totally change the subject to 'Dorset and Hampshire towns' when discussing England strikers

 

... Hampshire towns? ... guess that proves my fears about the confusion of the elderly in the retirement homes in Dorset ...

 

It's Fosse being "funny".

@Spurlock won't want to miss this.

 

Bournemouth is partly in Hampshire. It crosses both Counties.

 

Dorset since 1974 ... back when 'Pool were still good

 

... you should try it Stan .. it might work for you ... lighten up a little ... although I fear it will take years for you to perfect ...

 

Nice bit of googling there to cover up your England striker changed subject to Dorset county nursing home argument, Fossy

BTW - Locals know it's partly Hampshire. Don't always believe Google.