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You Lazy ****ers Need to Get Up Earlier!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 6, 2016.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Brilliant 9.16 Monday night Bantz fellas.

    God bless I see you all tommorow x
     
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  2. Stan

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    That's not very original Tom. Stan's already done the latter day comedian gag.

    Do you not have any of your own material?
     
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  3. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Its a good job for Hiag that there isn't a dislike button then :)
     
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  4. You may recall that I told one of those weird Scottish posters that I was an illegal Arab immigrant trying to make an honest buck in the UK under a false name. That made me laugh.

    By the way, what happened to those Scottish lads? They disappeared as suddenly as they appeared! Did the supermods build a virtual Hadrian's Wall to keep them out?
     
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  5. You still haven't worked out how this wumming lark works, have you, Pixie?
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    they are still in GC - they are a weird lot but very funny.
    Some of the stuff they post make you look like Mother Theresa
     
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  7. They were a good laugh.
     
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  8. Stan

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    When GC is on a roll it's hilarious.

    @Scan are you still banned from this board?

    If you don't reply I'll know the answer.

    If you do reply I'll know the answer.
     
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  9. He could simply be sick of the sight of you, Stan. That would also explain his perpetual absence.
     
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  10. Stan

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    That's a possibility HIAG. Scan is a complex character who once met Tim Cahill. Who knows what goes through his mind.
     
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  11. I once met Sol Campbell.

    A long time ago, mind.

    I don't like to talk about that, these days.
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I prefer yours ... it guarantees a good night's sleep Timmy..
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I once had an enjoyable dinner with Terry Venables who was the Spurs manager at the time. Very funny man.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Don't tell me, you made yourself look like a twat on purpose to wind us all up ? :)
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    been busy getting high and making women fall in love with me by getting them high
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The GC can be funny but they also feel the need to post controversy for comfort so that they can continue to believe that what they post is in some way relevant and against the establishment and general political correctness. I find it dull, mainly. They also don't like it back and some called for me to be banned when I pointed out some faults.

    They'll pop over the divide now and then say something controversial and see who gives them the reaction they crave.

    #thishouldbeclosed
     
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  17. TV is a funny bloke. He's a great raconteur.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I had the pleasure of being invited to the opening of his new resort in Spain a few years back, I thought he would pop in and say hello then bugger off, but he stayed with us all weekend. He was a lovely bloke, he even had a chat with Mrs luv on the phone. <laugh>

    I have a great photo of him stood in the middle of an empty old dusty pitch in the Spanish countryside, a great shot of an old pro looking around and remembering.
     
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  19. Spurlock

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    Yeahhh ma Brudda. Gal be dumb....anyway....just a bit early. Thought I'd put effort in. First day and all that.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    true dat fam
     
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