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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... would appear to be an additional vowel... :)
     
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  2. Tobes

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    A weird modern trend isn't it.

    Camping is ****e, laying in a field underneath a piece of canvas, using a communal bog and cooking beans on a calor gas stove. Just ****ing why?

    Why not book into a nice hotel, and ****ing walk into the countryside.....

    Glamping is for those who realise camping is utter dogshit, but still feel the need to appear 'outdoorsy'. The kind of flutes who live and work in a City, but own a Transporter van with a bike rack, to show their 'real passion for the outdoors'. A beard is a pre-requisite.
     
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  3. Stan

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    Mrs Stan doesn't have a beard.
     
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  4. seabreeze

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    Sir Stan the Ginger Nosed Man .....
     
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  5. Stan

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    The Roofer the Angry Old Drunk

    Doesn't rhyme though.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Hipster dickheads.
     
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  7. Stan

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    Couldn't agree more.

    Sir Stan ended up going glamping as Lady Stan's sister and her husband were visiting and the husband wanted to go camping. Lady Stan knew that was an absolute non starter for Sir Stan and suggested glamping as a compromise.

    It was a **** compromise as I still found it too grim and the brother in law thought it was too luxurious.

    The people in the "tent" next to us were huge glamping fans and liked to go as often as possible, ya.
     
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  8. SpursDisciple

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    <laugh> You need to change your avatar for such a mean comment.
     
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  9. SpursDisciple

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    You're a linguist, I didn't know.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I love camping.

    Taking my lad to Camp Bestival next month. Beers and Burgers and soggy pants, what's not to like?

    pussies.
     
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    Will you be ****ting in the woods?
     
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  12. Tobes

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    All of it.

    It's gash
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    Camping with my kids and dog - quality family time imo <ok>

    Each to their own though I guess.
     
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  14. NSIS

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    The soggy pants??...
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    When it rains <whistle>
     
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  16. NSIS

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    Yeah, of course. That's what I meant!..<whistle>
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... she is going to be so upset with that :)
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    No. I'll be ****ting in my half functioning toilet.
     
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  19. seabreeze

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    I'll be camping in my big , solar powered trailer in Waterton Lakes , Alberta next weekend . downing a beer wondering what the peasants are doing .
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    .. aim for the functioning half <whistle>
     
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