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Stan said:
Glamping is the ****est of holidays. They make you pay for three nights, it costs the same as a four star hotel and they consider it "glam" because you have a half functioning toilet in your "tent".

I ****ing hate camping but at least it's almost free. Glamping is paying a fortune to suffer.
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A weird modern trend isn't it.

Camping is ****e, laying in a field underneath a piece of canvas, using a communal bog and cooking beans on a calor gas stove. Just ****ing why?

Why not book into a nice hotel, and ****ing walk into the countryside.....

Glamping is for those who realise camping is utter dogshit, but still feel the need to appear 'outdoorsy'. The kind of flutes who live and work in a City, but own a Transporter van with a bike rack, to show their 'real passion for the outdoors'. A beard is a pre-requisite.
 
Tobes said:
A weird modern trend isn't it.

Camping is ****e, laying in a field underneath a piece of canvas, using a communal bog and cooking beans on a calor gas stove. Just ****ing why?

Why not book into a nice hotel, and ****ing walk into the countryside.....

Glamping is for those who realise camping is utter dogshit, but still feel the need to appear 'outdoorsy'. The kind of flutes who live and work in a City, but own a Transporter van with a bike rack, to show their 'real passion for the outdoors'. A beard is a pre-requisite.
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Mrs Stan doesn't have a beard.
 
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Tobes said:
A weird modern trend isn't it.

Camping is ****e, laying in a field underneath a piece of canvas, using a communal bog and cooking beans on a calor gas stove. Just ****ing why?

Why not book into a nice hotel, and ****ing walk into the countryside.....

Glamping is for those who realise camping is utter dogshit, but still feel the need to appear 'outdoorsy'. The kind of flutes who live and work in a City, but own a Transporter van with a bike rack, to show their 'real passion for the outdoors'. A beard is a pre-requisite.
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Hipster dickheads.
 
Spurlock said:
Hipster dickheads.
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Couldn't agree more.

Sir Stan ended up going glamping as Lady Stan's sister and her husband were visiting and the husband wanted to go camping. Lady Stan knew that was an absolute non starter for Sir Stan and suggested glamping as a compromise.

It was a **** compromise as I still found it too grim and the brother in law thought it was too luxurious.

The people in the "tent" next to us were huge glamping fans and liked to go as often as possible, ya.
 
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Sir Stan said:
I don't disagree. Mrs Stan's idea. I knew it was ****ing ridiculous from the minute it was suggested.

The kids enjoyed it but that's not the point. I didn't and I paid for it.
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<laugh> You need to change your avatar for such a mean comment.
 
I love camping.

Taking my lad to Camp Bestival next month. Beers and Burgers and soggy pants, what's not to like?

pussies.
 
Camping with my kids and dog - quality family time imo <ok>

Each to their own though I guess.
 
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