The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

My new look won't go down with Mrs Remember

 

If your face is covered in ****, then I don't think she's going to want you going down on her to be honest mate.

 

Agreed.

@luvgonzo can you just decide on the avatar? Maybe do a deal with HIAG that he has to use it for 6 weeks now during the off season and when traffic on the board is slow instead of for 4 weeks at the start of next season when the board is very busy. It would also save him having to pretend to be on holiday and using his Cornish Clive account. As a super bonus it would give Ruthie one less reason to spam the board with his repetitive, illiterate, pikey whining.

In short, just kill it.

 

Your smutty mind is nowhere as near as filthy as the mo fo kids I work with. I said good morning to one of them on Friday and cos he didn't want to be in school he told me to go suck my mum
When I said that was not a suggestion that I was likely to take up he got offended and told me to **** off

 

I'll agree to anything if Stan nose can be dislodged from Piskies arse ... In other words , it doesn't matter what I agree to .

 

HIAG is lucky to have you. Although I doubt he can decipher most of your posts. He's too posh to understand Pikey!

 

Speak up , your a little muffled .

 

You're.

Class of 92 is on ITV at the minute Ruthie. It's a documentary about how a group of youth team players, most of them locals, helped United buy the league several times. You should watch it. As an ex-Dipper it will bring back fond memories!

 

Can't quite hear ya yet , maybe standing up and backing away from Piskie will help
I guess this might explain why you have sh:t for brains .... Try not to snort ...lol

 

Piketastic, you'll get a pat on the head later. Once you're done.

You should watch the Class of 92 though, it reinforces everything you rant about.

 

Sorry full moon Stan .....didn't quite get that

 

Piskie and Stan would make a great Chinese Dragon , as long as you can find a head to fit Piskie'

 

That 95/96 season was epic. Fergie got rid of Ince, Hughes and Kanchelskis, brought Butt, Scholes and Beckham up from the youth team and bought the Double. Beat Liverpool and their Spice Boys in the final. That's how you buy success.

You should get the DVD.

You clueless, bitter pikey!

 

Deep breath Stan ...

 

Deep throat Ruthie! Don't choke!

 

Didn't smell to good did it ...lol

 

Posters arguing over Piskie and HIAG arguing

 

Ruthie, you're quoting yourself.

Too not to.

You illiterate pikey!

 

... in fairness I normally only connect the last one with teachers... a brave admission my friend...

 

Now, that's how to Stealth-Wum!