Ask Me Anything Episode 1 - Barrie Lochrie

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Patience

Patience

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That's right folks, the exciting AMA format has finally hit GC, and this week's inaugural episode features POOVES Capo and renowned shoe buyer, Barrie Lochrie AKA @The Prosecco Prince, in the spotlight!

Barrie, with enough interesting facts, we hope to feature you in a 'This Is Your Life' segment in the future.

Q1 - Did you go cottaging at the weekend?
Q2 - Has Baz Jnr celebrated his First Holy Communion?
Q3 - Scent-wise, how distinct is the smell of Julie's farter?
Q4 - Most expensive pair of shoes you have bought.
Q5 - The best way to get rid of Slave Master, Iain, from the forum.

Looking forward to your replies, and everyone else's questions.

Regards,

NigNog The Dog
 
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****** The Dog said:
You too, SImon. Sterling stuff.
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Don't do me Jiffy I'm still smarting from that callous insult where you implied I was a street begger.

I'll have you know being a Big issue marketing operative has very handsome yields if you pick the right patch and put in the hours.
I steal dogs in the park for the day then just let them go after my shift.
 
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Q1 - Did you go cottaging at the weekend?
A1 - I frequented St Vincent St public lavetry and was met with a strapping young black man, needless to say, my dungbox was left in tatters.

Q2 - Has Baz Jnr celebrated his First Holy Communion?
A2 - Yes, couple of years ago now. I hate the fenian wee prick but it keeps her off my back.

Q3 - Scent-wise, how distinct is the smell of Julie's farter?
A3 - It's vile. The closed nostrilled cow can't smell anything, whether it be another man's musky ball-scent from my coupon or the stench of her own arsehole as she clambers upon me looking to consummate before I get an inevitable head ache.

Q4 - Most expensive pair of shoes you have bought.
A5 - £1295. I bought her a pair of these, but the closed hooved bint's fat feet were spilling the gaps like Japanese tsunami then she make me rub her feet when we got home.
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Q5 - The best way to get rid of Slave Master, Iain, from the forum.
A5 - He really is a disgusting taig ****er who revels in attacking kids and the infirm. Since the 'incident' with Ponders, the GC Community has rounded on him and his presence is on the wane so I suggest keeping up the attack. Perhaps lure him unknowingly into a circular argument with the resident veteran GC attack dog, Russ, which could be his ultimate downfall.

FTQ
 
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The Prosecco Prince said:
Q1 - Did you go cottaging at the weekend?
A1 - I frequented St Vincent St public lavetry and was met with a strapping young black man, needless to say, my dungbox was left in tatters.

Q2 - Has Baz Jnr celebrated his First Holy Communion?
A2 - Yes, couple of years ago now. I hate the fenian wee prick but it keeps her off my back.

Q3 - Scent-wise, how distinct is the smell of Julie's farter?
A3 - It's vile. The closed nostrilled cow can't smell anything, whether it be another man's musky ball-scent from my coupon or the stench of her own arsehole as she clambers upon me looking to consummate before I get an inevitable head ache.

Q4 - Most expensive pair of shoes you have bought.
A5 - £1295. I bought her a pair of these, but the closed hooved bint's fat feet were spilling the gaps like Japanese tsunami then she make me rub her feet when we got home.
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Q5 - The best way to get rid of Slave Master, Iain, from the forum.
A5 - He really is a disgusting taig ****er who revels in attacking kids and the infirm. Since the 'incident' with Ponders, the GC Community has rounded on him and his presence is on the wane so I suggest keeping up the attack. Perhaps lure him unknowingly into a circular argument with the resident veteran GC attack dog, Russ, which could be his ultimate downfall.

FTQ
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Did not disappoint <laugh><applause> Slow burner to this AMA, but I really feel like it's taking off.

Very excited for Dev's.
 
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Barrie,

Has Julie ever caught or come close to catching you when your primal urge for the male bum butter becomes insatiable?
 
Jip Jaap Stam said:
Barriee,

How many razors have you blunted whilst attempting to tame that prodigious upper-lip thatch of yours?

Warmest ******s,

Jip
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high stew ' gr8 kweshtin.

It's an industrious task trying to keep the old soup strainer in check, thankfully the guys at @Bicworld know the struggle and through my social media presence have decided to use my taming of the old face lace to advertise their products.

just back from filming my euro 2016 adverts - WATCH THIS SPACE
 
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