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I bet you looked a right ass in that.

 

You wanna buy a shoe?


Most of the other threads are naff, so i thought id ask on here.

 

Anybody ever been arrested?

 

why do you need boot size though? **** that malarkey just go get it, ticks all the other boxes for you

 

Yes..

 

yes, and cautioned but that is where the story ends.

 

Probably easier to ask 'anyone never been arrested'?

 

Well you're an obvious one really, always causing trouble wherever you go.

I've been busted a few times, once for DUI (That's for Gordon) not proud of that one, I was a kid, once for scrapping in town and bare times by the military pigs.

 

I'm hoping, in a way, that you're gonna reveal some gory details of a Thai prison.

 

even com wouldn't admit to being bummed

 

No. I just pay them money and off they pop to get drunk

 

At Leicester'****ing' City, which may or may not be one of the reasons that I don't like them..

 

How much does it cost to get a Thai 'pardon' from the filth?

 

Me, <handsupsmiley>. By both the civil & military police.

 

When I got arrested in town, it was for smacking a drunk bum, who was saying he was gonna shank me. We spent about 30 seconds in the station before they decided to let me go they didn't give a **** about him, as it happens it worked out in my favour as I was going that way anyhow, they gave me a lift essentially.

 

Depends how high ranking and how many of them


20 quid when i was booting that scouser all over the bar. Even after his slapper walloped me over the head with a heineken bottle.

Driving through a road block and nearly squashing one was a bit more.

 

your life story would make a good film com

 

Once or twice

 

Pick your favourite.

 

****ing hell aye. That would be some blockbuster.
Who would you cast to play him?