Match Day Thread Toon v Spurs

That Trophy looks photoshopped. I also find it hard to believe they won the title playing a couple of 5 year olds.

The girl in the top left is defo a mackem though, you cant deny that.

The girl in the top right possibly isnt a girl, i would defo be checking her testosteraone levels!

Are you sure it's football they've won? They look like champion Gurners!

 

Just thought I'd throw it out there and see what came back

 

You've got a better memory than me if I've been beefing with you mate.

 

Pretty sure you haven't. I can only recall you really having issue with one or two posters and there were legitimate reasons behind it, just pulling your leg really. Never had beef with Bri either - he's from Darlo, I can't dislike someone from Darlo.

 

I'd hate to go out with Alzheimer's so, when my memory starts to go I'm just gonna lob myself off a high platform, thanks for clearing that up, I was just gonna go and get the step ladders out the shed (I'm also scared of heights).

 

When your memories gone mate, you'll not remember that you were gonna top yourself.

 

I've got it written on the back of my hand

 

Memento-style?

 

Yeah, sort of, it says "Don't forget to kill yourself".

I thought it was a cracking idea until I was waving goodbye to my mother in law last week, still there's worse places to sleep than the shed.

 

hmmm, should I shouldn't I respond to a pitiful WUM post?
Gaan on then.
Sounding a bit jelly that Sunderland Ladies are a thing and Newcastle ladies look like this:

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i jest, of course. you're bunch of hotties look like this

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phwar.

i mean, er nar.

1. Trophy clearly photoshopped in. First, the reflections are all wrong and second, the WSL trophy doesn't look like that. Surely even an WUM idiot like you can tell mascots from players.
2. I'm not sure where Keira Ramshaw is from. Definitely Northern but couldn't say if she's a Mackem or not. Can you attest for certain that she is? What difference does it make where she's from? You can't confirm it any more than I could deny it.
3. Victoria Williams is definitely a woman. Played for both Chelsea and Doncaster before Sunderland.
4. Absolutely they're football players and winners too. here's their list of honors:
FA Women's Premier League National Division (3): 2010–11, 2011–12, 2012–13
FA WSL 2 (1): 2014
FA Women's Premier League Northern Division (2), 2004–05, 2008–09
FA Women's Premier League Cup (1): 2012

and here's Newcastle ladies honors

 

^^ Someone's nibbling.

 

Are you lot resorting to squabbling over who plays better Slutball?

 

Mate, we are competitive over everything even remotely competitive

 

apparently so. never thought it would ever come to that but it appears to be happening.

i'm still convinced it's a fad but damn if i don't want to go watch them tonight against Liverpool.

 

Newcastle and Sunderland fans are said to be like two old bald men fighting over a comb....it's true

 

I've seen it come down to arguing about who has the best Greyhound track. What the **** that's got to do with anything, I do not know












It's Sunderland, btw

 

If I was going to a womens footy match, I'd just save my money on the ticket and wait in the car park for the losing team to come out, and console them with my suitcase full of dildos.

Apart from that Newcastle team, I'd rather steer clear, they look like the people you see waiting for taxi's outside Netto.

 

The Third one in from the left on the bottom row is hot, he has a lovely natural orange tan! In all honesty the top row, second from the left is probably the hottest out the lot, but it's difficult to take pictures in oversized football tops in the wind.

Congrats on your knwoledge of womens football though, im just gonna sit right here carrying on not giving a cr@p LOL WOMENS FOOTBALL

If your that desperate you can have it, I hope you win everything forever in WOMENS Football!!

 

It's mad. I just wish both teams could win something, maybe that might then ease some of the bitching and stress that goes with supporting either of our clubs?