Bit harsh, chucking yourself off the balcony. Huge brownie points but alas they weren't cashed in for a shag. **** the next lot of jobs, am out golfing the getting pissed after
I had a meeting with a golfer yesterday. He is playing in the asian seniors pga this week. Drinks like a reet puff. 10pm had to get the soppy twat a taxi
i grow naff all, the wife's the one with green fingers. (no need to comment com, we all know what you will be thinking ) She has tomatoes, cucumbers, yes, some peppers and other bits n bobs. Got the sweetcorn ready to go into the garden along with loads of other "stuff". She already has her berry bushes (no need to comment either com) in patches, red, black and blue. Oh and the usual rhubarb which i hate but she loves, no need again com
i had 8 pints of Stella sat night and was a little hung-over sun morning at golf, teed off at 8.00 and not get to bed till 12.30 so not much sleep.
Sadly it cant be a great white. They always die. But a git big tiger shark or bull shark will do the trick.
****ed up family. man jailed for 16 years over a string of child sex attacks has become his family's fourth convicted child sex offender. Derek Smith, 50, from Darlington, was convicted following a trial at Teesside Crown Court. The former labourer, whose crimes date back to the 1980s, was also handed a sexual harm prevention order. Smith was convicted of two indecent assaults, four rapes, two sexual assaults, two charges of sexual activity with a child and one other serious sexual offence. The court heard that Smith's father, brother and nephew have also been convicted of child sex offences. Smith's father George, 79, was jailed for eight years over the sexual abuse of two girls in 2010. His brother George Smith Jr, 54, was jailed for attempted rape and three indecent assaults against a girl in the 1970s. His nephew Mark Smith, 20, is also serving a seven-year sentence following a conviction for the rape and sexual assault of boys. The court heard that Smith is likely to die behind bars due to a failing liver.
I know society has moved on, Comm, but families like that should be rounded up and executed, to protect future generations.
Ha. Here again. But only a bit of a clip. Look, me spelling is git good. 7pints of peroni and a load if tiger. Why did i bother. Just feel tired and a bit tipsey. Phah. ****ing fudge nudgers
Happy Birthday to me... ****ers at work should be buying me cake instead of the other way round, tight southern cnuts.
