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crumble bungle said:
Well, what has Saturday brought me?
Took the wife to work at 6,15.
Mowed the lawn and airated it, then put weed n feed down.
Cleaned the front drive down and weeded that.
2 loads of washing already done and out on the line.
My man (pot hole) cave all tidied up so spick n span.
Greenhouse plants watered.
Just hoovering to do then down the club for a pint I think.
No golf today, yes no ****ling golf today so I better get a shag later.
Out tonight for quiz and a few pints, then golf tomorrow, happy days.
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Yes the modern women have got the men trained<laugh> what you growing in the greenhouse Marra. Got a few toms and hot chilli peppers in mine.
 
If these companies are gonna stop supplying drugs for lethal injection executions. What form of death sentence should the yanks adopt?

Guillotine. Firing squad. Hanging. Squashed in a car crusher?
 
commachio1 said:
If these companies are gonna stop supplying drugs for lethal injection executions. What form of death sentence should the yanks adopt?

Guillotine. Firing squad. Hanging. Squashed in a car crusher?
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Do you know "Comm" that before injecting the lethal dose to convicted prisoners, they 'sterilize' the needle! <laugh> I know I shouldn't but c'mon!
 
Nostalgic said:
Health & Safety requirement in case he survives and decides to sue maybes?
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That would be one hell of an oxymoron - survives the injection and then dies from an infected needle. Only in America.<laugh>
Always amazed me when ordering breakfast in the USA when we asked for toast we were asked about 17 different questions (such as white, brown, wholemeal, crust on, crust off) and whether we wanted unsalted butter, margarine etc., etc., as they HAD to ask or we could have sued them. Took us best part of a quarter of an hour to order. We learned our lesson and only booked into hotels where they had 'smorgasbord' style breakfasts and you could just go up and help yourself.
 
BlackCatRoo said:
That would be one hell of an oxymoron - survives the injection and then dies from an infected needle. Only in America.<laugh>
Always amazed me when ordering breakfast in the USA when we asked for toast we were asked about 17 different questions (such as white, brown, wholemeal, crust on, crust off) and whether we wanted unsalted butter, margarine etc., etc., as they HAD to ask or we could have sued them. Took us best part of a quarter of an hour to order. We learned our lesson and only booked into hotels where they had 'smorgasbord' style breakfasts and you could just go up and help yourself.
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Supersize me. Christ them lot can eat.
 
commachio1 said:
Supersize me. Christ them lot can eat.
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We loved going to the department stores in England (those that had a cafe/restaurant) and enjoyed some very good (and cheap) breakfasts. Best breakfasts we had was in Ireland though. The worst were in Scotland when the waitress asked my Dinki-Di Australian wife if she would like kippers - she nearly threw up.
 
BlackCatRoo said:
We loved going to the department stores in England (those that had a cafe/restaurant) and enjoyed some very good (and cheap) breakfasts. Best breakfasts we had was in Ireland though. The worst were in Scotland when the waitress asked my Dinki-Di Australian wife if she would like kippers - she nearly threw up.
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Kippers are lush.

Arbroath smokies being the best.
 
Cracking night in the Golden Fleece last night watching the the punk rock band Panic report.. They had me jumping around like a loony on the dance floor by the end of the night..
 
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Quick memo.

Do not drink 9 pints of Magners cider, and expect to feel ok in the morning.
 
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