Sunderland's ****test ever player?

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i'm not surprised. how many other footballers shorts fall down when they take throw ins?

the man was, and still is, a first-class muppet and not a patch on the player he replaced - Magic Alan Johnston
 
went on the hunt for proof of Kilbane and his shorts malfunction. found an article about him reporting west ham fans for singing derogatory songs about Kane having down's syndrome. Didn't know his daughter was afflicted, bless her. Hate Hammers even more now.
 
Turned up
Legitimately porked a local
****ed off

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Just like.

Bendtner.

Turned up.
Bucked the gaffers daughter.
****ed off.

Then.

Bent.

Turned up. Scored loads a goals.
Bucked the gaffers daughter.
****ed off with her, with the gaffer flinging mouldy greggs pasties at him
 
I want to say Dean Whitehead but he had a certain grim effectiveness I suppose. No talent whatsoever but busy enough so it wasn't too obvious.
 
Just like.

Bendtner.

Turned up.
Bucked the gaffers daughter.
****ed off.

Then.

Bent.

Turned up. Scored loads a goals.
Bucked the gaffers daughter.
****ed off with her, with the gaffer flinging mouldy greggs pasties at him

And running behind him picking them all back up again.