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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. Stan

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    In Spurs' darkest hour, HIAG's thoughts turned to Stan.
     
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  2. Do you remember how, at the start of this season, you said that Kane was a one-season wonder?

    He's won the Golden Boot, Pixie.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    HIAG is desperate, he made that **** joke and got rinsed the other day. It hasn't stopped him coming back time and time again to use it again though. Poor ****er can't help himself.

    I think the result today has sent him over the edge <laugh>

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  4. Stan

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    And that plus winning the Battle of Stamford Bridge makes Spurs the real champions.

    Who knows, if Dembele had been available to play today perhaps you wouldn't have capitulated in such an embarrassing fashion and another summer of baiting by and humiliation at the hands of the Gooners wouldn't be just beginning.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    A mere footnote to your ultimate humiliation mate. Remember you called him 'Harry Lame' <laugh> and that is just one of many comments that have come back to haunt you. Desperate times for you I'm afraid HIAG <ghost>
     
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  6. The good news is this... Our young squad will learn from this, Poch will strengthen over the Summer, and we'll come back bigger and stronger than ever. Equally, Arsenal will sign Wenger up to another 5 year deal, and give him £54 million to spend on a player in a position he doesn't need to strengthen.

    The louder the bragging and the more fierce the wumming, all it will serve is to make the final victory that much sweeter. Today's wumsters are tomorrow's wumees, Stan.

    Anyway, I can see you getting a fair few likes from Pixie over the next few weeks. You keep that nose of yours firmly planted in his brown-ring, mate.
     
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  7. You'd love for that to be true. Unfortunately, it's not, and me and the lads are going to chuckle about for a very long time. It's in my sig, Pixie.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    ...... He said with his bottom lip wobbling <laugh>
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Do you mean in the same way that 'all the lads' cracked up at your classic joke the other day ?

    And as for Kane, you called him 'Harry Lame' you ****ing plum <laugh>

    Don't you think you've embarrased yourself enough already this season :)
     
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  10. Stan

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    As he contemplated ending it all, HIAG's thoughts turned to Stan.
     
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  11. NSIS

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    I had to go out just before the end of the first half. Just as well I did, or the TV probably wouldn't have survived!

    I'm not angry because we gifted 2nd place to Arsenal, I'm angry at a large number of our players. These are so called professionals, yet since any chance of the title went they have played like each subsequent game is a Sunday morning kick about in the park. Season's over! Let's all take it easy.

    These twats get paid huge amounts of money to give their best out on the pitch. Week in - week out. Yet, all I see is players strolling around like none of it matters. Where's the professionalism! Where's the pride?

    This has been coming for a couple of weeks all cumulatiing in today's shameful, disgraceful "performance" The vast majority of today's team should hang their heads in shame and at least offer to compensate the fans who travelled hundreds of miles to watch that pitiful charade.

    Quite honestly, if I'd travelled all that way just to watch that crock of absolute ****e, I'd be chucking bottles at my own team's coach!

    Rant over - for now! <grr><grr><grr>
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    <party>
     
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    The upside, of course, is that you'll probably hand Whinger another long contract for his heroic efforts!
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    You think he's a **** manager and yet he's never finished below the Spuds. What does that say about your lot ?
     
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    Please, keep him for as long as possible! You fail to understand that he didn't 'win' you 2nd place, our players decided to gift it to you.

    That's why I'm angry. There is no excuse, none, for not giving 100%
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    So, Spurs are bottlers, tell us something we don't already know. You've been finding new and inventive ways to **** it up for years :)
     
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    No. This is different. This is just pure complacency. Players deciding that they were happy with where they were. That they'd given enough and now it was time for a rest. If the majority of our players had decided to act like professionals instead, this would have all been over well before today.

    Since any chance of the title went, they've taken just one point from 3 matches against W.Brom, Southampton, and already relegated Newcastle. That says it all.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    It looks to me that Spurs couldn't take it when the pressure was on. All season they went under the radar as Leicester were in the spotlight and everybody was predicting for them to falter, quietly Spurs just kept on getting results and then when Kane published his 'Lion King' wum **** up the pressure was suddenly on Spurs and they folded like a deck of cards. I don't know if that's the players or the manager's fault, probably a bit of both to be honest.
     
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    As the manager said today, the players seemed to think they were on holiday.

    It's not good enough, it's unprofessional and an insult to fans who pay hard earned money to go and watch. The least they expect to see is players giving their best, and they've been well short changed in that.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    I've been on the beach today as the weather is so good, so I haven't seen the football yet. I'll watch MOTD in a bit and see how bad Spurs were. If they were already on their hols, knowing that we could catch you today, then frankly that is unforgivable.
     
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