The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A55 recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry"
I started reading that and though it said Cows.. until I got half way through and thought this made no sense and went back to the beginning
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/...lute-geniuses?bffbuk&utm_term=4ldqphz#4ldqphz Business puns galore
please log in to view this image Kfc bucket is like a woman once you finish with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a sticky box to put your bone in
That's rotten. The vile bastard that did that to a poor dog... **** sake, makes you want to make them wear it instead.