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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So basically it was an EPIC Fail :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Ouch ! What a list of embarrassing self ownings that is from HIAG.

    It reminds me of the time he said Spurs were going to 'crush' Arsenal when we drew 2-2. This of course formed part of his wider prediction that Spurs would take all 6 points off of Arsenal this season. Haunting doesn't even come close, this is like a **** episode of Rentaghost <ghost>
     
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  3. Some of you are missing the entire point of this thread. It's never been about 'Pool - the clue is in the title of the thread. This thread has always been about the Mousers and their delusion. I have to take massive credit for helping the Mousers to reflect on themselves and calm things down a bit. I think I've made a lot of Mouser friends, and I am sure that they have appreciated my efforts in holding up a mirror to the worst of their (former) excesses.

    It may be that, in future, my skills will be needed for United fans. I've already been putting in a lot of work on Stan, and I flatter myself that I have already made huge strides in curbing some of his delusions. There's still a long way to go, of course, but I am determined to bring him in line, as I have with so many Mousers, like Sucky and Kate. With your help, lads, we will win the day, I am sure.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    hiag i have never had a line off you ever :(
     
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  6. Stan

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    Name check at 1.30am.

    Always thinking about Stan!
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    His head is so far up his own jacksie his eyes are next to his tonsils.

    If he was chocolate he'd eat himself.:)
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Name one cup final ever where we have been an embarrassment?

    Seville are a very good side and it will be a tough game but an easy win for them is not something that is going to happen. Bookmark that.
     
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  9. We have to discard the Glory Years, Luvvy. That was a different age, when the team with the hardest thug basically bullied its way to victory. These days, skill and tactics play a far more important role, and my concern that Seville will find 'Pool wanting in both, mate.

    As I say, I'll be rooting for 'Pool. I don't want to see you humiliated.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    you should sell dembele then without him you wouldve won the lge?
     
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  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    It eats away at him that Spurs have never had a sniff of CL glory or even reached the final, they had their chance back in the days of leather footballs and three quarter length footy shorts.

    Yeah they've scraped in a couple of times since and flattered to deceive, always the bridesmaids.

    :)
     
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  14. It's good to see that Benitez is going to get the Toon relegated. I called time on him during his last couple of seasons at 'Pool, and I got banned from the 'Pool board for calling it exactly as it was, and on which I proved to be completely correct.

    He oversaw the beginning of the end of 'Pool as a major force in domestic football, and he's proving himself to inferior even to the likes of Big Sam.

    I suspect that most Mousers are so glad they got shot when they did, because although he caused so much damage (from which 'Pool still has not recovered), it could have been so much worse.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    swap Rafa for H&G and you have a point, as rafas record at liverpool ****s on pochs at spurs by a light year, that long/far <laugh>
     
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    HIAG owned again :)
     
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    Yeah 1 Champions League and an FA Cup as well as another CL final and a few 2nd place finishes in the league and now HIAG giving it the billy big bollocks after Spurs yet again win jack.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    It's almost like he walks into these wum **** ups on purpose :)
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he pulls hair in masochistic sex and enjoys getting the piss surgically removed on here.

    Or perhaps he believes the bs he posts, if that's the case the first option appears normal.
     
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    <laugh>

    I'm going for option 1 and 2
     
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