lovely down here this week, looks like its getting to the dizzy heights of 20° for the weekend. Yes.....prefect for golf as usual.
. My boss is im so much ****. He managed to plough into a herd of goats last night. Killing 4 of them. Goats, ****ing goats, i aint see one for ages, yet this mad ****er finds a herd of them. Thats gonna cost him some compo. The loopy cockney twat. He's gone home now. Think my lack of sympathy and constant piss taking was doing his head in.
You just took me back a long time ago. How does a Fox kill a donkey? With a 4 wheel drive! I was in a car with a Dr Fox out in Saudi and this donkey ran across the road. Came hurtling over my side of the car hit the windscreen, miraculously didn't come through it and went over the roof. Foxy took off like a bat out of hell!!
A donkey. You were lucky, could have been nasty The goat killer was also in a 4x4. Goat killer. Think i'll start calling him Abdul. That should wind him up even more.