Off Topic General chat

I play all the year through mate, its ok in the rain as you can use a brolly fastened on your golf buggy.
Its ok in the wind but you have to club up hitting into the wind or club down if your hitting the ball with the wind behind.
Not keen on playing in the wind and rain though as it blows my trolley over with my brolly up, but if there is a game on i'm in.
You cant play in the snow as the courses are closed, bastards

 

It's because you're British.
They still don't really like us after saving them in two world wars.

 

Akwards twats.

3 pools and they are changing designs to all 3.

But all 3 are different. If you get what i mean.

Doing my heed in. Garlic munching twats.

 

What shapes are they?
Let me guess....an onion, a beret and a croissant.

 

Dont give the twats any ideas.

 

cant see the problem really, its a ****in pool???? or 3.
Some people have too much money and time on their hands.

 

What do you do there? Are you a contracts manager, project manager Or involved in the design? Sounds like a right **** about

 

Very generous of him.

Still think he should be caddying though.

 

doubt he would be able to carry the clubs and his beer?

 

We actually did one for a Yank. Massive thing over 250sq metres. In the bit of the shape of a coffin

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Im manager of a construction company.

 

Ha. Women only caddies.

 

must be nice to have the money to design your own place, often design houses on my computer at work while waiting for the numbers to come up.

 

That ****er was loaded. A property developer in Seattle.

2 years of my life on that thing. It was never meant to be that size. You can only see a small % on that pic. Theres 2 more smaller houses. 6 car garage. Fully covered walkways all decked in natural sandstone. A 2 storey gazebo with bar.

 

Wave the construction program in their face. I hate the pre construction phase as its where **** like this comes up. Tell them their indecisiveness will cost them money.

Dunno why I'm telling you this, you'll know more than me.

 

Everything costs them. Probably more than it should. But **** em. They are french. Akward twats.

 

Charge them a tax for being a surrender monkey! I would ha

 

We are doing 16 houses and pools for them in total. I think we are charging them enough.

 

Is it local blokes that do the hard graft?

 

And women.