Off Topic General chat

Tips.

Gov thinking of scrapping service charges and all tips should go to employees.

A good move.

Who tips and how much or how often?

 

Yeah but a nobody now. Even the chinks reckon he's a rat

 

Aye he opted for money over playing at the top level.

 

Depends on the service, Pisa poor and they get nowt, ok and they get 10 to 15 percent of Bill and if the service is the dogs dangers up 20 percent.

 

What a most pleasant weekend.
Had 3 games of golf, 1 nice meal out and some drinkies and even a shag.
Off for a swim now then dinner after and a chill out evening watching the snooker if it's still on.
What you lot been up to?

 

One round of golf (which I don't wish to talk about and I have a date lined up for this evening. Will miss the Spurs match but I'll find a way of keeping up to date.

 

My eldest daughter paid us a visit and brought her boyfriend to meet us. Cracking lad, cracking weekend and my liver is glad they've gone home

 

Good luck with the date, hope it goes better than the golf then

 

Excellent, don't drink during the week so look forward to weekend.
Off to Broadway club in fleet on Saturday to watch band called smileys who are very good.

 

Thanks mate. Bought new clubs and trying to get used to them. Playing like Tiger Woods after his 100th shag....

 

Will someone please do a matchday thread this week.

 

Just had a call. Got a meeting on the 15th with a bloke named Keith Murray. Ive met him twice before. An English bloke who lives in Oz.

He plays on the Asian Senior tour now. Supossed to be **** hot at this golf lark.

Looks like im gonna be building him a house. Ive already seen the land (over looking a lake) and have the design. Very nice.

I like doing golfers houses as they are usually loaded.

 

Ive actually just noticed there are 2 monty's.

Monty 987 our resident loveable fruitcake and Monty 73.

The latter hardly posts though. Probably scared incase we get them mixedup.

 

Spurs had 9 players booked yesterday, i wonder how that will affect their suspensions etc for the mugs game??

 

Takes a while to get used to new clubs mate, i bought my Mizuno irons about a year ago and i am still trying to get used to the difference in how long my irons go in comparison to my old clubs.
Anyway, how did date night go?

 

JPX850's?? I had some old T-Zoids before and the change is huge!

Think it went well. Hopefully meet up again! We shall see ha

 

what do you play off then?

 

I've got the 825's, hitting the ball about a club less than my old irons but that's due to them being forged rather than cast.
I use cobra driver and woods that are about 10 years old but still happy with them, probably cost another £6/700 to replace my woods

 

Grass ya minny

 

very good com, you sir are a comic genius....you piss taker