Chaos

I'm not going on holiday again

Came back to 14 tenders and we've won 2 decent jobs, 1 with 15 months work in Santos country. The other in ER country. (And paid 30% up front )

Anyone know if you can clock cars these days?

I've got a 15,000 miles a year allowance, I've had the car since 58 plate and done 63,000 miles already

I'm in 2 minds to take it back now, but I'll get hit with the 6p a mile charge

Anyone know if it's possible to "lose" some excess miles?

 

Ask Hash, he's a pikey ****. He'll know what to do.

 

What job have you won in santos country? I run the security firm round there so expect a wee visit from tyrone awright?

 

Sure there's some way you can do it with a magnet

 

It's an all girls high school.

We've been doing some enabling works there and I had a couple of wee visits to site to see what the boys were up too

 

It's electronic though?

 

In that case you should reverse for about 10,000 miles, then you'll be sorted

 

feris buller style

where's this school then?

 

I've got a mate called Ferris Bueller, he swears that the reversing trick doesn't work.

 

Trev, you know a guy Jamie Gilmour from Kirky?

 

Watch "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" for tips

 

We could meet up for a shag if you like big boy.

 

At least meet him for a pint of warm piss down The Bridge first ya auld tart.

 

nah. is he gay?

 

Don't fall for it!! I met up with him last time I was up and he's got no genitals at all. He's like one of those shop mannequins. Freakiest thing I've ever seen.

 

Nope, how about a guy called Nichol? Rangers man obviously

 

stuart nichol?

 

More importantly has he got a big penis.

I can't get enough cock these days.

 

About 23, loud mouth