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Had it all but clarified im anne bowelyn 19th cousen as it stands

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ACWORTH2016, Apr 28, 2016.

  1. ACWORTH2016

    ACWORTH2016 Banned

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    bit shocked but getting used to it I need some advise what to do next with this or if anything we can put claims for?
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You should, at the very least, be entitled to a considerable back payment from West Ham for naming rights to the Boleyn Ground.

    Second thoughts, maybe you owe them. Not quite sure how these things work.
     
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    Here if you need to talk to me, mate.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    19th cousin? So you and Anne Bowelyn share the same great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents? Don't be so ****ing ridiculous.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    There'sme thinking our boy is related to Anne Boleyn. Who the **** is this Bowelyn bird? I'm confused now. So Jonno's not King?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He may well be, but not 19th cousin, it makes no sense. Cousins are generally the same age or even 30 years apart, not hundreds of years. Just saying.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I think he should sue the Tudors for all they are worth. You might get a lifetime supply of Ye Olde Oak tinned ham.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Does it make any difference if there is a lot of cousin marriage in your family tree?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No. At least it didn't in mine<ok>
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Or Tudor Crisps.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> this is exactly the kind of post that will win you POTY this year mate<ok>
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    No, not king, but he gets to do a makeover with Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen. Could be worse.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    About time.
     
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    lol its my spelling yes anne b henry 8th wife is a cousin to my dad thanks to Katherine howard so very happy with the news
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Cousin? So your dad and Anne Bowelyn share the same grandparents? **** off.
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> mon has lost it!
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The timeline is hundreds of years out! Anne Bowelyn's grandparents have a grandson about 500 years younger than them? How the **** does that work out?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Because he's a deluded ****?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    bowelyn for soup
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It isn't even the real jonno, it is one of the regulars. **** knows who though
     
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