It would be an honour to buy you a pint Jonno. Just let me know the details and I'll be through the Blackwall tunnel quicker than you can say "rat up a drainpipe".
Do we get to see a collective of Jonnos documentaries? A bit like the Cannes film festival but full of ****s... ....oh.
I don't do pubs, so perhaps we could visit the Tate Modern or the Natural History Museum. I'll even pay for refreshments, lunch and dinner.
Oran Mor does excellent grub, well worth it and the 2 month walk would certainly sharpen your appetite. First shandy is on me.