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I had a full English breakfast yesterday. Was looking forward to it. A new English pub owned by a cockney.
What a ****ing shambles. This so called hash brown was a work of art. We couldnt figure out what the **** it was. My mate thought it was a fishcake. I couldnt taste owt. They got left, and the ****ing honking fried tomatoes. Food of the devil.
But at least the mug of Tetleys was nice.
So what does the perfect English breakfast consist of?
I always have the eggs scrambled, my mate has his fried, but only slightly, so they look like a pile of spunk. The honking twat.
What a ****ing shambles. This so called hash brown was a work of art. We couldnt figure out what the **** it was. My mate thought it was a fishcake. I couldnt taste owt. They got left, and the ****ing honking fried tomatoes. Food of the devil.
But at least the mug of Tetleys was nice.
So what does the perfect English breakfast consist of?
I always have the eggs scrambled, my mate has his fried, but only slightly, so they look like a pile of spunk. The honking twat.
2 sausages, 2 rashers of proper bacon with rind on, not this trimmed ****e.
Fried eggs with solid whites & soft yolks, black pudding, mushrooms, beans & fried bread to mop up the mess.
I wouldn't have thought so.
I'd imagine he'll be tortured before they top him.
Fried bread over toast?
No potatoes of any kind be it has browns, fried or bubble and squeak.
Tea coffee or juice?
Yep. Poor **** is gonna take a real pasting. He should have topped himself rather than getting caught.
Always fried bread for me, not bothered about the hash browns, can take or leave them.
Wash it all down with a nice cup of tea - black with one sugar please.
Black tea?
Unusual, think you may well be the first person i know who drinks it this way.
PG or Tetley?
**** knows mate. They should.
Surely they at least carry a pistol. Not easy to shoot yourself but the alternative of getting caught of them is even more scary.
That's Jerry's fault.
She doesn't buy milk so if I'm stopping at hers it's either black tea or nee tea.
Found I prefer it that way.
The SAS get issued with suicide drugs when on ops.
We did a fair bit of work for them when I was in 2 Para.
Whenever they had an influx of recruits they'd use us to hunt them down when they went on E&E.
Got talking to one of them one time & he told me that.
You ever had iced tea or iced coffee?
Both ****ing aweful. I cant even drink luke warm tea or coffee.
Interesting. I thought that was just one of those myths.
Makes perfect sense to issue them like.
Honking.
Bet she has a fancy coffee machine that costs about 600 quid and makes all them girly type coffees.
Theres a few on here got them
Hi chuck can i have a latte capucino frothy puffy coffee.
Wtf is that all about?
Well that's what the bloke telt me & they're not usually bullshitters them lads.