He can't hear you, Luvvy. He's too busy telling some Red Coat how he's "putting fooking leg in't middle all fooking wrong!!
Tottenham are built from the back but they have developed as the season has gone on and, at the moment, they are the best team in the league in every department. [Conversely, of course,] I am not sure what to expect from Arsenal at the moment. (Lawro, on BBC Football web site) Leicester might be in front by 5 points, but we're still the best team in the league. Not my words, but those of a professional pundit.
Here's the thing, lads. With it finishing Sunderland 0 v 0 Arsenal, if we beat WBA, we would have to lose our remaining three games and Arsenal win all of theirs for them to finish above us. St Totteringham's Day is looking an increasingly bleak prospect for the Gooners, this year. Indeed, Next weekend could very well see the first of many St Arsehole's Days.
Did you honestly think we'd win the title? I didn't. I never thought we'd finish in the top 4, this season.
I thought you might until you bottled it against us, and then again against 10 man Arsenal. From that moment on, it was clear that your club doesn't have what it takes.
Bad day at the office. It happens. We won't become a ****e team overnight. It's not as if we lost. I'm content that we're clearly witnessing the start of the North London Power-Shift. You lads must be extremely excited that you're living in these times, and are witnessing it first-hand. Your grandchildren won't believe the tales you are going to tell them.
Not at all, Stan. You really need to think these things through before you rush in, mate. Spurs will be all-conquering, and the grandkids will ask, with eyes wide in wonderment, "Were you really there at the start of it all, Grandpa Stan?" And you'll say, "Too fooking right I were, son!" and you'll show the wee lad's Grandma the back of your hand, for old Time's sake.
So you'll be telling your grandkids about the season Spurs finished second? You'll have them in the palm of your hand!
I can see it now, Stan... Grandchild: "Grandpa Stan! You were really there the season when the Great North London Power-Shift started?" Stan: "Aye, lad, I fooking well were! They could only finish second, mind!" Grandchild: "Where did United finish that season, Grandpa?" [Stan gives the wee lad the back of his hand] Stan: "Don't fooking cheek me, lad! Ahm not talking 'bout United!" Grandchild: [rubbing the side of his face] "Sorry, Grandpa! I wor only fooking interested, like." Stan: "Well. Go and give yer Grandma a fooking slap and tell 'er to put fooking kettle on!"
