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Got a business lunch in just over an hour. Hope its not a messy one. Took me allday yesterday to recover from Wed.

 

good luck with it mate.

 

Talk about air cons first. How boring. Whered me magnerd cider thats all ive come for.

 

Its not with that lass's pimp is it?

Did you not pay up enough?

Bad lad!! Bad lad!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nah she's all paid up.

The mucky skank.

 

New phones. Doing my bonce in. ****ing thing.

 

What you gone for?

 

Just a cheapie with a big screen. Much bigger I can see this one but it's doing my bonce in. But I'm going to link it up with my laptop soon.

It's got a 5•5 screen so I'm told. Whoopee ****ing do. Where's my ****ing refresh buttons. And how the **** do I turn this frigging text ****s thing off?

It may get launched.

 

Round one complete.

Why would it not just let me copy the URL?

Twatting thing.

 

How many pints would you have to have had before you'd consider dusting her?

 

Nigh on mortal. Double figure at least

 

One pint for every stone I'd say.

 

Some nights I can hold my own with the best of them. But not sure I could manage that many.

 

She's got to be 30+

I reckon I'd be unconscious after about 12-14.

 

I have no hard and fast limit. Some nights it's an obscene amount where people say **** of you'll be dead. Other night a few and I'm ****ed.

 

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Well that was a **** up.

 

Some twat start a piss taking thread

 

. My gaffer is pissed and in a huff as I wouldn't go join him tonight with some German customers.

****ing plum. ****ing calling me at 11,15.

Tomorrow should be fun. His arse will drop as usual.

 

I'm still awake.

Why. Oh why. And need drugs.