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Fwiw I may wum every now and then (usually tongue in cheek) but I'm happy to laugh at myself and my club as well. I'll take a humourous wum over someone who takes themselves too seriously any day of the week. Same token, if anyone wants to have a proper footy debate I'm happy to talk football <ok>

Btw I tried the latter on your board once, for the first time after joining, and had a couple of posters telling me a newbie to fck off. Ossie being one. Lets just say it kind of cemented my opinion of chelsea posters on here. Maybe that was wrong of me tbf but in most of my experiences on here, I find very few chelsea posters seem to know banter.
Being fair, there are some total bellends on your side too. Get your point though. <ok>
 
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Fwiw I may wum every now and then (usually tongue in cheek) but I'm happy to laugh at myself and my club as well. I'll take a humourous wum over someone who takes themselves too seriously any day of the week. Same token, if anyone wants to have a proper footy debate I'm happy to talk football <ok>

Btw I tried the latter on your board once, for the first time after joining, and had a couple of posters telling me a newbie to fck off. Ossie being one. Lets just say it kind of cemented my opinion of chelsea posters on here. Maybe that was wrong of me tbf but in most of my experiences on here, I find very few chelsea posters seem to know banter.
Ossie has almost single handedly destroyed the Chelsea board.
 
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Let's face it Treb, you like to think you're this switched on bloke that knows everything there is to know about football and has the knowledge above all others. Get your head out of your arse mate. You're nothing.

Nay, ya blue-jacketed twat! Ya don't poot left leg in't middle like that!
 
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Maybe that was wrong of me tbf but in most of my experiences on here, I find very few chelsea posters seem to know banter.

The Chelsea board banned me twice, primarily because of a handful of humourless neanderthals few of whom seem to post anymore - Ozzie (Gary) seems to be the only one who does post, but even that is infrequent. But, I was reinstated twice, primarily after Bodi was elected mod. He's a great poster, very fair and witty. I don't recall every having any run-ins with either CFC or Blue either, and they've both always seemed to understand that, for me, this has always been about the banter. Yes, there were a lot of Chelsea posters who were nothing more than aggressive, nasty, witless, fckwits, but the worst of them seem to disappeared.
 
Ossie has almost single handedly destroyed the Chelsea board.

There was a very obnoxious bell called Robbie, and another called Ginger Marks (I used to call him Skiddy). Thankfully, they seem to have done us all a huge favour, and hanged themselves.
 
You should all hug it out and get along or just have a mass meet up on a remote island, you'll all be supplied with a ruck sack that contains a random weapon and a cheese butty. Only one leaves.

We'll have a sweepstake, I'm going for @Watford_R because of his pikey fighting skills.
 
You should all hug it out and get along or just have a mass meet up on a remote island, you'll all be supplied with a ruck sack that contains a random weapon and a cheese butty. Only one leaves.

We'll have a sweepstake, I'm going for @Watford_R because of his pikey fighting skills.

But how will I get my caravan across the sea?
 
You should all hug it out and get along or just have a mass meet up on a remote island, you'll all be supplied with a ruck sack that contains a random weapon and a cheese butty. Only one leaves.

We'll have a sweepstake, I'm going for @Watford_R because of his pikey fighting skills.

What are those then, Gonz? Does he come round while your asleep, nick your weapon and flog it for scrap? Or pile a ton of crap Tarmac on your drive so you can't get out?.
 
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