It's the 'husband' of a piano-playing knight of the realm who's still standing after all these years, having said goodbye to the yellow brick road, chaired Watford FC and single-handedly keeps his local florist afloat.
If they can't stop the sweatys reporting on it I should be safe enough all the way out here then Elton John Ooh ooh ooh Allegedly
Many thanks all. Not really gossip is it? Would have been better if it was David Beckham or someone of that ilk.
I just find it hilarious that people like these wish to be taken seriously, yet get gratification from frolicking naked in paddling pools full of olive oil with people other than those with whom they are 'married'. Not so long ago his 'husband' was on the Graham Norton show telling the world how he and said frolicker live relatively normal lives for the sake of their adopted children, but the injunction is specifically to protect their children from learning about the openness of the partnership. I guess you have to let off steam somehow, huh? Still, by no means as hilarious as the former Liberal Democrap MP for Winchester, one Mr Mark Oaten, who supplemented domestic bliss with a wife and two young daughters, by paying young rent boys to defecate in his person. I felt terribly sorry for his daughters who no doubt had to face their smirking peers at school. The days of the odd knee trembler in the back of the Cortina with the secretary seem very staid.
I would point out that it is the alleged partner of the alleged celebrity and not the alleged celebrity himself who is alleged to have been in the pool of oil!
Just like the 442 formation; sometimes you just have to go back to what's tried and tested! Incidentally, let's hope it wasn't extra virgin olive oil, otherwise (continuing the song title theme) 'there may be trouble ahead'....
