The "United failure Watch" thread

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You're obsessed, mate.

I can't help it if your missus would have fcuked herself silly with me, before down-grading to you.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
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You're obsessed, mate.

I can't help it if your missus would have fcuked herself silly with me, before down-grading to you.
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I told you she has no time for fake lawyers who think they are rock gods. Besides that, she really isn't into beta men that model themselves on Christopher Biggins mate.

So explain again just how Spurs crushed Arsenal 2-2 :)
 
Mate, you can stop trying to over-compensate. I understand, I really do. You are not the first, and you will not be the last to be grateful that I am already married. Your missus is only human, after all.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Mate, you can stop trying to over-compensate. I understand, I really do. You are not the first, and you will not be the last to be grateful that I am already married. Your missus is only human, after all.
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Christopher Biggins calls his partner his 'wife' too. :)
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Listen, you enjoy your wife. She probably doesn't enjoy it as much as you do (although she's grown very good at pretending), but be thankful for your (very small) mercy.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Listen, you enjoy your wife. She probably doesn't enjoy it as much as you do (although she's grown very good at pretending), but be thankful for your (very small) mercy.
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Do you have a picture of Christopher Biggins on your wall ?
 
I'm enjoying this one....however it really would be easier and probably less tiresome for both of you if one of you cut to the chase and just told the other one to **** off for good.

Either you both have done it, in which case I think your in a bad marriage.

Neither of you have done it because you feel as though you can't survive without each other so tiresome **** is par for the course.

Or one of you has done it but the other refuses to move on, ever. In which case that one is a bit of a cock.

You was right about United, Hiag....****ing smashed em.
 
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If you want me to introduce you to Chris, I can. You can shake his hand while I say "hello" to your missus.
 
Spurlock said:
I'm enjoying this one....however it really would be easier and probably less tiresome for both of you if one of you cut to the chase and just told the other one to **** off for good.

Either you both have done it, in which case I think your in a bad marriage.

Neither of you have done it because you feel as though you can't survive without each other so tiresome **** is par for the course.

Or one of you has done it but the other refuses to move on, ever. In which case that one is a bit of a cock.

You was right about United, Hiag....****ing smashed em.
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Such a melty post :)
 
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